The Victorian Bolshevik Association hailed the move with tributes to Karl Marx, Leon Trotsky, Stalin and Mao at their headquarters in Caufield. Greens leader Adam Bandt was also in attendance.
The Go Fund Me, which will hire a group of mercenaries to kidknap Alan Joyce and then ‘throw the cunt out the door at 30,000 feet’ reached it’s million-dollar goal in five minutes.
Anthony Albanese said he 100% supports the move and will introduce legislation to ban Australians from defending themselves from any kind of foreign attack if re-elected.
The video, featuring World Economic Forum Klaus Schwab and US President Joe Biden, also gives tips on ballot harvesting and shows that up to 81 million votes are possible at the next election, if people follow some easy steps.
Shadow Home Affairs Minister Kristina Keneally said she’ll support turning back the boats publicly, but will likely recant if the ALP win office in a few weeks time.
The line-up will also feature regulars Friendlyjordies and Avi Yemini among a slew of the finest grifters EZFKA has to offer.
Dawson, who will take up the appointment this month, was appointed by McGowan at the height of the COVID pandemic in a move dubbed ‘one of the most corrupt in WA history.’
The study, conducted by the Simp Institute, found that nearly all the middle-aged wealthy white female candidates were just chicks that Holmes A Court had been trying to get a piece of for some time.
The bill, seen as an extension to the Safe Schools Act, has support from the ALP, Fiona Patten and Andy Meddick and will see teachers drawn almost exclusively from the sex offenders registry.
Victoria Police said that a massive recruiting drive was underway in order to offer the same protection to Fiona Patten and Andy Meddick.
The bill has full support from the Greens who have indicated that they would advocate for free housing and community corrections orders for future offenders.
Emmanuel Macron swept to victory on Saturday night, but it was Schwab who was the real victor according to Scomo.