The apology was issued after Betoota realised it went all of 2021 without an article mocking the ALP, and that the upcoming 2022 election would make it obvious to those still on the fence that they’re just an ALP mouthpiece.
Friendlyjordies, Aussie Cossack and Avi Yemeni will wait to see who will take home the coveted award, which saw a larger than usual field this year.
The long-time friend of ‘Lolita Express’ regular Bill Clinton has expressed relief as the judge sealed the records, for at least as long a period as the Wood Commission report.
Pfizer has announced they are currently in talks with Prime Minister Scott Morrison for supplying more Raid Antigen Tests as per the contract agreement.
It’s been a whole year since our beloved founder Peachy created this place (or so), and all I can say is what a year it has been! Over that time: We’ve seen the further degeneration of Australia from a property and money obsessed hell-hole to a property, money AND covid obsessed shithole. We’ve witnessed the … Read more
The project, designed to placate the inner-city wanker voter base, will begin construction next year with an estimated over run and blowout cost of at least $30 billion after union fees and payments to Chicoms.
The law, being introduced by the Andrews government, will see it mandatory to under go at least two RAT’s before being considered Covid negative.
Mark Peterson left a touching suicide note for the state premier before hanging himself in his garage, citing the need to keep people safe from death from a disease they have a 99.9% chance of surviving, no matter what the cost.
Brian Normieson, of Newcastle, says taking two doses of a trial vaccine was totally worth it to not spend scheduled time with his family for the first time in two years, and be herded straight off the plane into a quarantine facility.
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has stated he believes ten boosters would be the minimum requirement for Australians to be considered fully vaccinated.
Not sure if this has been posted somewhere or not, maybe someone has already shared? But I thought it would have been a top post in weekend links and probably worth a post on it’s own. For anyone that hasn’t heard it yet I highly recommend setting aside 2 hours of quiet time to give … Read more
Experts say the modelling, which won’t be made public, show that deaths will occur in the thousands per minute if more jabs in arms aren’t administered immediately and fear porn isn’t ratcheted right back up.
The former Vic Pol top cop congratulated Webb on winning the job on a chromosome basis and to enjoy the ensuing media circlejerk about vaginas in leadership positions.
Thousands of other travellers also used the name ‘Andrew Forrest’ producing the exact same result, with Perth Airport overwhelmed with arrivals and WA Police unable to do anything.
This week we started seeing COVID cases take off again in NSW and VIC as people started moving around and partying fearlessly like they were told to. The hope is that due to the vaccines that hospitalisations won’t take off. It might be too early to call the trend, but the right hand side of … Read more
“A British built barrow has been borrowed from an elderly British neighbour, in order to help budge our bulging balls” Governor Bailey boasted to Bloomberg.
Albanese said the only commitment he was prepared to follow through on was unlimited Indian grandmothers via the parental visa scheme, to be announced at a later date.
Michael Johnson from Sydney, stated that the only way to ‘end this draconian nightmare’ was to continue to do what he was told by public health bureaucrats and that a third year of unquestioning compliance will definitely change things for the better.
McGowan says he ‘remains committed’ to gaslighting the population, and that three months was ample time for a slew of new variants and excuses to extend the border closure beyond February.
Hawke will also be providing access to QR code check-in data to Indian students as part of the agreement, for data mining purposes.
OMCG groups have reportedly already begun investing in shipping containers despite a global shortage.
Suspicions were raised when Albanese and Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews were photographed having a barbeque with steaks that appeared completely uncooked.
For the first time in ages a certain website has opened their weekend links to non members. I completely forgot to look here or there until this evening (Saturday). Hope you are having a good weekend, a few links, hurriedly put together below. Most Austrians are aholes and wusses: When inflation gets high, apply numberwang! … Read more
Chris Webb, a 14-year veteran of Fairfax, was terminated after being unable to write an article blaming ‘neo-nazi white supremacists’ for rising property prices during the COVID pandemic.
Morrison said the new legislation will go that one step further and that ‘private companies can do anything we want them to for our mutual benefit.’
Following nearly 20% drops across the board for Bitcoin, Ethereum and other coins Lowe said crypto was nothing more than a scam. The comments also come as a Melbourne-based crypto exchange was forced into liquidation.
The move comes as Sky cements it’s status as moving further and further left, only now being three months behind the ABC. With Jones out of the way, the stage is set for a rebrand and an easy path to government subsidies to prop up the network.
Greens leader Samantha ‘The Rat’ Ratnam said the move was long overdue and that they could finally drop the bullshit pretense of caring about anyone else but themselves.
For most students, it’s a great chance to work way more than their permitted 40 hours a fortnight and cause complete chaos on the roads and footpaths delivering food to other international students and lazy cunt Aussies.
International students are set to enter EZFKA in the next few weeks, and with it comes a new wave of non-qualified Indians and dangerous driving on fraudulent licences.