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umbrellas for him, was the truest expression of gender equality in EZFKA and brought back fond memories of being a complete mummy’s boy in Western Sydney.

Former host Andrew O’Keefe has been brought back into the fold, who will be featured pleading in front of a magistrate in each episode on different domestic violence charges, either accepting or rejecting the sentence.

The ball girl collapsed during a match between South Africa’s Lloyd Harris and Denmark’s Mikael Torpegaard on Court 16 and had to be taken off court.

Sgt Richard Head was given the award after shutting down Bar Wunder in Toowoomba who refused to comply with COVID directions.

Several million tons of plastic was dumped just south of Perth, with millions of tons of used COVID tests and masks making their way into the ground.

Dr Harold Jenkins of the Midwit Institute said despite the ridiculous Djokovic saga likely being a distraction from something else, the proliferations of shitty opinions from people who know very little about immigration was at record levels, particularly among middle class white women.

The tennis champion has called the family’s lawyer, for advice on how to drag out frivolous appeals for years, charge the tax payer and even run media sob stories to stir up childless white women, so he can play in each year’s EZFKA Open.

Michelle Rosenbaum, from Fitzroy, showed her ‘solidarity with Home Affairs’ and lauded the decision by Karen Andrews from her job as a volunteer at the Asylum Seeker Resource Centre.

The table salt is said to contain the tears of every ALP voter in the state, harvested fresh from testing centres around the state.

Peter Smith, who was recently let go from his other job due to jab mandates, was the first hire in over 5 years that wasn’t an Indian student breaching his visa conditions somehow.