Millions of people across Australia have turned into immigration experts overnight, after tennis star Novak Djokovic had his visa cancelled for the second time.
Dr Harold Jenkins of the Midwit Institute said despite the ridiculous Djokovic saga likely being a distraction from something else, the proliferations of shitty opinions from people who know very little about immigration was at record levels, particularly among middle class white women.
“Most of these people, from the Twitterati to the usual cash-for-comment crowd, have never read the migration act or understand any of EZFKA’s immigration laws or visas, but like all good Dunning-Kruger sufferers they all have a strong opinion on it and they’ll let you know on social media,” Dr Jenkins said.
“What we’re seeing is the usual progressive open borders crowd pivot from their position of the entire third world should come to EZFKA to replace white people forever, to being tough on borders all of a sudden.”
“At the same time, we’re seeing the tough on borders conservative crowd want special treatment for a millionaire athlete because economy and contributions to EZFKA. It’s really quite the conundrum.”
Jenkins said the tribalistic bullshit could be fixed but would be difficult to.
“It’s entirely reasonable to have other positions such as scrapping the stupid COVID regulations altogether while also being for scrapping mass immigration of all types altogether, but these don’t get a look-in with the average 100 IQ EZFKA midwit who sees everything as a binary choice.”