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New research shows direct correlation between WA border re-opening and AFL season starting

February 22, 2022 by Timbo

The report, released today by the Bread and Circus Institute, showed that the science demonstrated the re-opening of the border was to facilitate sportsball beginning in the second week of March, at the expense of everyone else.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 6 Comments

Study finds Australian climate activists really just rich fuckwits wanting to spend other people’s money

February 22, 2022 by Timbo

The report, released today by the For Thee Not Mee Institute, showed that the majority of EZFKA’s prominent climate activists are just insufferable fuckwits that want to pass the cost of their own lives and vanity on to the working class.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 24 Comments

Australian man undecided as to which World Economic Forum stooge to vote for at federal election

February 22, 2022 by Timbo

Mike Harrison, from Penrith, says the sheer number of WEF candidates on offer at the federal election made it a tougher choice than usual.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 16 Comments

Aussie Cossack gets called out at protest

February 13, 2022 by Timbo

The last two years we’ve seen a lot of independent media and personalities spring up in response to the growing tyrannical behaviour of the Australian ruling class. Some of them good, some of them average, some of them just blatant grifters and provocateurs.

Categories Uncategorized Tags Australian Politics, Opinion 22 Comments

WA Police confirm they won’t be enforcing mask mandates at synagogues, mosques or freemason lodges

February 11, 2022 by Timbo

The announcement comes after outcry at Police entering a church to enforce mandates surfaced last week, sparking condemnation. WA Police confirmed that the strategy was only targeted at white people, deemed as the most problematic.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 14 Comments

Sally McManus vows to oppose mass immigration until the federal election is over

February 10, 2022 by Timbo

McManus also vowed to divert union fees on gender equality and other woke causes until May.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 21 Comments

Victorian Government refers everyone who didn’t vote for the ALP to IBAC

February 10, 2022 by Timbo

After the Red Shirts scandal was referred to IBAC, a new counter-inquiry was immediately launched by the Andrews government. The terms of reference will also include anyone who didn’t vote for the Greens, Animal Justice or Reason Party, with public shaming, burnings and inquisitions to commence next week.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 8 Comments

Research finds no-one gives a fuck about Brittany Higgins and Grace Tame outside of Twitter

February 9, 2022 by Timbo

The research, conducted by the Who Gives A Fuck Institute, clearly showed that most of the EZFKA public couldn’t give a shit and that the National Press Club stunt was overwhelmingly deemed a ‘self-aggrandizing wank.’

Categories Satire Tags Satire 39 Comments

Anthony Albanese slammed for not knowing the price of an Indian grandmother visa

February 7, 2022 by Timbo

After Scott Morrison was slammed for not knowing the price of bread and milk last week, Albanese was taken to task on not knowing the price of a parental visa when he intends to import at least 200,000 Indian grandmothers from the subcontinent this year under the Free Trade Agreement if elected.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 23 Comments

Bipartisan legislation introduced to ban white Australians from appearing in any form of advertising

February 4, 2022 by Timbo

Morrison clarified that the policy was the brainchild of chief advisor Yaron Finkelstein and that any form of advertisement featuring white people would be banned. The law had a particular focus on white couples.

Categories Uncategorized Tags Satire 29 Comments

Avi Yemeni looking forward to another weekend of collaborating with police to instigate violence and undermine protests in Canberra

February 4, 2022 by Timbo

The Israeli provocateur says he stood ready to turn peaceful protest on it’s head and instigate violence while hiding behind his bodyguard, as the Convoy to Canberra arrives in the nation’s capital.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 7 Comments

To save time and money, Australian election cancelled to allow Klaus Schwab to choose next Prime Minister

February 3, 2022 by Timbo

The move will see Klaus Schwab directly appoint the next leader of the EZFKA Global Administrative Region, and finally drop the pretense of any form of public participation in the direction of the nation.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 31 Comments
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