A new study undertaken has found that the EZFKA public don’t give a fuck about Grace Tame and Brittany Higgins, aside from a few journos on Twitter.
The research, conducted by the Who Gives A Fuck Institute, clearly showed that most of the EZFKA public couldn’t give a shit and that the National Press Club stunt was overwhelmingly deemed a ‘self-aggrandizing wank.’
‘The evidence certainly shows that while the country is imploding, no-one cares about this dog and pony show. It’s really just the usual bunch of mediocre, centre-left blue checkmarks trying to make it about themselves,” Dr Mark Gregson said.
“We also found that no-one, especially the ALP, wants to talk about the male staffers fired for wanking on a desk of a female MP, because they were a protected species (gay) and an actual act of misogyny by a group that actually hates women isn’t convenient. Tanya Plibersek or Katy Gallagher wouldn’t have any of that.”
The National Press Club Luncheon was temporarily interrupted by a male in a straight jacket screaming “Rape! Sleaze!” who had to be escorted out, and was later identified as David Llewyn-Smith.