A new study has shown that all of Australia’s climate change activists, are actually just rich wankers wanting to spend public money.
The report, released today by the For Thee Not Mee Institute, showed that the majority of EZFKA’s prominent climate activists are just insufferable fuckwits that want to pass the cost of their own lives and vanity on to the working class.
‘From Mike Cannon-Brookes to Simon Holmes A Court and Allegra Spender, the research clearly shows that it’s nearly all some super wealthy fuckwits wanting to spend other people’s money to fund their own lifestyles,” Dr Richard Sloane said.
‘None of these tossers genuinely care about the environment, it’s all just about someone else paying for their Teslas. Pass the cost on – it’s the EZFKA way!”
Zali Steggall has disputed the report’s accuracy, and is meeting with corporate lobbyists as to how to get an ICE vehicle tax introduced into parliament.