EZFKA – Page 90 – Economic Zone Formerly Known as Australia

Accepting the Enlightenment means rejecting cultural relativism in all its forms…

August 18, 2022January 25, 2021 by Stewie

“This frame of reference responds to contemporary issues in a pretty straightforward manner. It sees class inequality as the great evil even though it is post-colonial and pro-multiculturalism.“ …and with that the author has just glossed over the cause and source of the sort of of cultural relativism that justifies and empowers views like those … Read more

MB 2021 – nobody cares!

January 25, 2021 by Peachy

Here's something from an era that MBBlokes might recognise:

Monday morning, it's time to get up
Two cups of coffee and 'e runs for the bus
Looks in the window and fixes da hair
....nobody notices, nobody cares!

Iron ore – the new disaster theory

January 10, 2021 by Peachy

This week the boys delegated the iron ore screeching duties to Chriso. Chriso obviously struggled to get any kind of scary story squeezed out of the horns of the mighty iron ore bull.

MB Boys forced to fess up to further funny error. Neither a cliff nor timebomb under mortgage repayments.

January 7, 2021 by Peachy

Not so long ago, the MB boys were bringing out bundles of bear-gasms as they predicted a plummet off the mortgage repayment cliff…

UPDATED: A year in review – understanding EZFKA is key to profits. MB Fund Fades; Peachy Portfolio fkn flying

March 9, 2021December 24, 2020 by Peachy

First, a Pretentious Peachy Prologue: 2,500 years ago there was a bloke who fancied himself a bit of a philosopher and liked to rant and declaim his wisdom. The common folk of Miletus taunted him: “if you’re so bloody smart, then why are you so poor?!”.

Macrobusiness – too late the bull, on everything

December 7, 2020 by Peachy

Recently the blokes at Macrobusiness are beginning to see bullish signs everywhere. And, every time, they only begin to see these signs some time after the herd of bulls have stampeded over them and vanished in the distance, leaving hoof-marks to be rubbed off their bearskins. But here at EZFKA we’re a positive bunch, so … Read more

The dream is over – Macrobusiness to close in 23 days. If they’re honest.

November 17, 2020 by Peachy

Yesterday Macrobusiness put up a post about the iron ore price, subtitled ‘the dream is over’: …’cause they’re closing!

Come rant with us at EZFKA

January 7, 2021November 16, 2020 by EZ-FKA

Please let the admin know if you’d like to post rants on EZFKA.com. The pay is shit, but the beaches and air are great quality. It’s the EZFKA way.

Hoodwinked by liberalist facade, Macrobusiness cedes battlefield in war of position. Lines up to dutifully service the EZFKA cultural hegemon leaders.

November 13, 2020 by Peachy

Those who do not understand history are bound to repeat it. The boys at macrobusiness have proven particularly resistant to learning history… and so particularly prone to repeating many many stupid mistakes.

Macrobusiness begins to grok EZFKA. Prays for Neutron Bomb – to eradicate EZFKA residents and remnants of culture, for the benefit of the FX rate, tradeables, financial stability

November 3, 2020 by Peachy

This morning at Macrobusiness, the boys have completely given up resistance and have immediately commenced begging to be assimilated into the EZFKA collective: my my, how the mighty have fallen. Luckily, the macrobusiness boys have a good chance of being accepted and assimilated on reasonably concessional terms, as the degree of their repudiation of Australia … Read more

Rich, comfortable Macrobusiness fund managers tell young EZFKA workers to keep taking it. For “the team”

November 1, 2020November 1, 2020 by Peachy

Today, the mask has slipped a little more at macrobusiness, as the boys have written – this time in plain English – what had previously been a respectfully unspoken subtext:

Macrobusiness looks in the mirror. Sees Shayne Elliott. Or black kettle, or something.

October 30, 2020 by Peachy

Today, Macrobusiness slanders prominent EZFKA institution (ANZ) and eminent EZFKA resident (CEO, Shayne Elliott), accusing them of being whiny biatches: