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Australia to give skilled working visas to extra terrestrials to address skills shortage

July 31, 2023 by Timbo

The move comes as a US congressional hearing last week confirmed extra-terrestrials were real, leaving Australia to do what it does best and hand out visas to anyone they can.

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Albanese announces Voice referendum to be delayed until Combatting Misinformation and Disinformation Bill has passed Parliament

July 25, 2023 by Timbo

Albanese stated that Voice Architect Mark Leibler and the WEF’s Julie Inman Grant urged him to delay the bill until they were confident they can censor and silence any opposition to the ultimate nation-stealing grift at will.

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Western Australia withdraws bid to host Commonwealth Games after an Aboriginal Corporation demands $3 trillion

July 18, 2023 by Timbo

WA Premier Roger Cook has withdrawn a bid to host the Commonwealth Games, after the Nyoongar Aboriginal Corporation demanded at least $3 trillion to host the games.

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New High Court of Australia ruling forces Voice to Parliament to be renamed to more accurate ‘Invoice to Parliament’

July 17, 2023 by Timbo

After an Aboriginal Corporation in WA demanded $2.5 million to plant a few trees along the Canning River, the High Court intervened and forced the name change.

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Report finds Australia facing critical shortage of sickly Indian gradnparents leeching off of Medicare and public services

July 7, 2023 by Timbo

“The will streamline the process, and make it easier for Indians and other migrants to scuttle Medicare through sheer numbers, rather than the usual rort of flying in and using someone else’s Medicare card to get treatment.”

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Harry Triguboff denies being seen in the vicinity of suspicious vacant warehouse fire in Melbourne CBD

July 6, 2023 by Timbo

Triguboff has denied any responsibility and claims he was doing stocktake at the time of the fire.

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New $2 billion Labor social housing fund to absorb two days’ worth of immigration

June 18, 2023 by Timbo

The new fund is predicted to absorb housing demand for about two days’ worth of immigration, according to recent figures showing Australia was importing an average of 1500 people a day.

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New texts reveal Macrobusiness’ David Llewellyn-Smith embroiled in Brittany Higgins scandal

June 9, 2023 by Timbo

The Higgins fake rape scandal claims another victim.

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Australia set to raise pension age again to cover all those pensions record immigration was supposed to

June 1, 2023 by Timbo

Albo also didn’t rule out a commitment to raising the pension age to 70 by 2050 when immigration is anticipated to be a trillion a year.

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‘Exhausted’ McGowan quits WA politics for multimillion dollar job with Chicom

May 30, 2023 by Timbo

The Premier walked away from politics after 30 years blaming health concerns, after forcing everyone else to jeopardise theirs due to vaccine mandates.

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International student free to go the fuck home and stop fucking the housing market up for Australians

May 22, 2023 by Timbo

Immigration Minister Andrew Giles said he was considering personally exercising Ministerial Intervention powers to grant Wu citizenship.

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Vaccine-injured Australian man thanks sporting organisations who told him to get vaccinated for now telling him to vote Yes on Voice to Parliament

May 19, 2023 by Timbo

Mentone man Mark, who has been hospitalised with severe myocarditis requiring a heart transplant following his third COVID jab, said he was sure that if the AFL supported the Voice to Parliament then it would be in his best interest

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