Australia has opened it’s borders and skies to extra-terrestrials in a world first, announcing that it will be extending it’s skilled working visa program to aliens.
The move comes as a US congressional hearing last week confirmed extra-terrestrials were real, leaving Australia to do what it does best and hand out visas to anyone they can.
Immigration Minister Andrew Giles celebrated the move as a world first.
“I’m excited to announce that our skilled work visa will extend off-planet for the first time, using that good old Australian innovation of finding innovative new ways to import migrants,” Giles said.
“We ran out of third world countries to hand out Medicare and passports to a while back. I mean, we’ve imported nearly 2% of fucking Bhutan already, that’s how desperate things were getting.”
However, number of planets across the outer Andromeda sector had concerns that this was just pure interstellar exploitation.
“Why the fuck would we move millions of light years across the galaxy just to drive an Uber, when I can make more off of that driving a spaceship faster than light across the Hydra constellation?” Sirius resident K’radf’lef said through a telepathic interpreter.
“Those fucking Indians will just undercut us anyway.”
Giles also didn’t rule out student visas, but was consulting with University of Melbourne about developing a Bachelor of Anal Probing program to attract the galaxies top minds.
“Victorians already love it up the arse, so Melbourne is the perfect candidate for expanding the student program. It would be a great time to launch during Pride month.”