Anthony Albanese has announced a new $2 billion housing fund for Australia that, as with bipartisan tradition, will do fuck all for housing affordability.
The new fund is predicted to absorb housing demand for about two days’ worth of immigration, according to recent figures showing Australia was importing an average of 1500 people a day.
“We can’t cut immigration because that’s racist, but we all know more government intervention in the housing market is what makes this country great,” Albanese said.
“I mean good fucking luck trying to find a tradie to build it for you, materials cheap enough or any land within an hour of any Australian CBD.”
“Of course, every cunt who claims they want social housing doesn’t want to live anywhere near it because 99% of it is full of ex-cons, druggies and Somalian families of ten.”
BlackRock have again signalled their support for Albo’s scheme and have urged build-to-rent to be expedited in line with ESG requirements.