Text messages that have surfaced from the Brittany Higgins and Lisa Wilkinson scandal have implicated David Llewellyn-Smith from Macrobusiness, as part of an election interference scam to depose the Morrison government.
The texts imply that a torrent of articles such as “Liberal faithful fight cult Morrison’s cult of sectarian sleaze” and “John Howard mutinies from Morrison’s cult of sectarian sleaze” were co-ordinated between Smith and Wilkinson, as part of the plot to get Scott Morrison’s government out of office.
One text of many between Wilkinson and Smith states ‘we need to call it sonething like a cult – a sleaze cult. With lots of yelling about rape and sex assault” to which Smith replies “Ók, but subscribe.”
“We all knew the thing was a ‘Get Morrison’ op from the get go, but that didn’t stop DLS doing his usual pearl-clutching. I mean Grace Tame is a WEF Young Leader ffs, how more obvious could it have been?” said Dr David Pritchard from the Hyperbolic Bullshit Institute.
“Just chalk up another L for MB – really putting the L in DLS. Getting rid of the previous shitty government to replace with one on a speedrun for worst government in history was really worth it wasn’t it?”
Llewellyn-Smith has been contacted for comment, but was ‘busy working on the next Pilbara Killer’ series of articles.