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Sydney YIMBY celebrate after one suburb of upzoning cancelled out by one day’s worth of planes landing at Sydney Airport

February 23, 2024 by Timbo

Sydney YIMBY have also recently announced the release of a guide to bullying councils with astroturfed proposals on why retirees need to put 80 storey Meriton sky ghettos in their backyard.

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Ex-Navy veteran demands Western Australians turn in their guns as boats of foreign invaders turn up on WA shores

February 21, 2024 by Timbo

Papalia heralded the move as the’ greatest move for public safety’ since he and The West Australian doxxed every gun owner in the state which led to break-ins for firearm thefts.

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Melbourne Magistrate looking forward to another week of giving bail to violent African criminals

February 18, 2024 by Timbo

Magistrate Linda Goldbergstein said she was hotly anticipating another week of turning violent, imported shit bags loose on the public while wearing none of the responsibility.

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Groups of illegals from Pakistan that arrived in Western Australia claim protection on basis of being ‘persecuted grooming gang members’

February 16, 2024 by Timbo

Meanwhile, Peter Dutton has slammed the ALP government for being weak on borders by letting 30 people arrive by boat while only letting in 700k by plane last year.

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“Australia needs to consider conscription” says government allowing China and India to invade through the front door

February 15, 2024 by Timbo

Marles said however that the current strategy of importing the enemy so we don’t need to defend against it, was sound policy and praised Clare O’Neil and Andrew Giles for their performances.

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Albanese uses Chinese New Year message to sell off more Australian residential property to Chinese investors

February 10, 2024 by Timbo

Large swathes of Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane have been rezoned for purchase exclusively to Chinese investment, with Australians to be forced out of their homes by visiting PLA troops if they fail to list on Weibo.

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Steven Miles confirms that African gang crime that doesn’t exist in Victoria also doesn’t exist in Queensland

February 8, 2024 by Timbo

The Premier laughed off suggestions that Africans were running amok in Brisbane in the wake of African crims on bail engaged in crime sprees.

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Australian journalist horrified at having to utter the word ‘African’ as Police hunt killer of grandmother at Queensland shopping centre

February 4, 2024 by Timbo

Meanwhile, the Executive Council of Australian Jewry have stated they intend to sue Channel Nine under new hate speech legislation, spokesman Alex Ryvchin has said.

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‘An Opal Tower on every corner’ Sydney YIMBY unveil new housing vision for Australia

January 29, 2024 by Timbo

Notorious fat, bald cunt Peter Tulip has given his seal of approval to the plan, adding that charging people significant strata fees to live in a silo with the constant threat of imminent collapse would greatly stimulate the nation’s GDP.

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Surf live saver celebrates Australia Day risking his life for Indians that can’t swim

January 26, 2024 by Timbo

As The Age runs cover for four Indians that drowned swimming in a spot that they clearly weren’t supposed to, veteran surf live saver Chris said he was looking forward to more of the same shit that has gotten out of control since the border re-opened from COVID.

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This year’s Australia Day awards to be renamed to more accurate ‘How many non-whites can we give trophies to’ Awards

January 25, 2024 by Timbo

This year’s awards will be renamed the ‘How many non-whites can we give trophies to ‘Awards in honour of the deracinating of Australia, with the award to be presented by a descendant of Kalergi himself.

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CSIRO confirms Port Phillip Bay turning brown due to record number of Indians shitting in Melbourne’s waterways

January 22, 2024 by Timbo

This new wave of faecal findings comes just days after parks in Sydney’s Ryde council area were forced to close due to numerous Indian migrants treating them as open air toilets.

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