AAT member looking forward to another day of giving foreign criminals their visas back
Attorney-General Mark Dreyfus also said he was introducing legislation to jail any Australian that criticsed an AAT decision
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Albanese to fight violence against women by increasing migration to 100,000 Indian males a week
A new report, commissioned by the Show Bobs and Vagene Institute, has decisively concluded that more single Indian males are needed to protect Australian women.
Bill Shorten orders execution of Australian man for creating job not linked to the NDIS
Sydney man Chris Watson, was found to have successfully hired a local engineering graduate in the robotics industry as part of his small business. Shorten was having none of it.
Man destroying Australia’s birthrate with immigration says have more kids
Chalmers says he will continue to fight inflation caused by immigration by importing Indians at the rate of 100,000 a month in order to encourage Australians to have one for the country.
ASIO boss Mike Burgess enjoying another day of doing fuck all about foreign interference
The revelations come after India joined the list of countries spying on Australia, alongside China, Indonesia, Israel and just about everyone else.
Albanese announces plan to reduce violence against women by requesting High Court of Australia to release more foreign criminals
“It’s quite clearly white Australian men who are perpetrating this scourge and it’s only fair that we release these men who have been held in detention due to blatant racism,” Albanese said.
‘Diversity is our strength’ says man ordering Australian Bureau of Statistics to censor ethnicity data
ABS Chairman David Gruen re-iterated though that the ABS will still be asking if you identify as Aboriginal at the upcoming census.
Labor candidate John Kamara hopes to introduce more diverse African violent crime to Tasmania
Kamara, who ran away from Sierra Leone, hit back at claims he was just the latest token diversity hire pushed by Labor and pointed to Africa’s track record of outstanding governance as the reason he was running.
Australia to import soldiers as it’s facing a ‘critical skills shortage’ of foreigners ready to use violence against Australian citizens
“We’ve outsourced everything else, why not the military too? They won’t hesitate to fire on Australians when they get upset at their rental yields plummeting,” Marles said.
Australian man enjoying another day in the world’s most successful multicultural country watching a Muslim stab a Christian bishop in church
Chris Dawkins, from Baulkham Hills, says he was enjoying the increased variety of imported conflicts in Australia that has rapidly accelerated since Clare O’Neil became Home Affairs Minister.
Australian journalists relieved Bondi stabber is white so they don’t have to engage in usual cover-up
NSW Police have identified Joel Cauchi, a 40-year-old mate, as the assailant that stabbed six people to death and injured many more and as white, and a collective sigh of relief was heard at newsrooms around the country.
Australia to cut immigration by encouraging as many Indians to swim in the ocean as possible
The program will be called ‘Drown out of town’ similar to the ‘Poo in the Loo’ campaigns across India encouraging Indians not to shit in the street.