An EZFKA poll has found that Australian mainstream media journalists should be hung first, at the upcoming Nuremburg 2.0 trials. The poll, from the Presstitutes Get The Rope Institute, showed 110% of Australians think mainstream journalists from across the spectrum should face capitalist punishment for their conduct since March 2020. “Their data shows their conduct … Read more
Former opposition leader Bill Shorten has placed his entire life savings on the ALP losing the federal election next year, moments after calling all union members Nazis on the Today Show. The former opposition leader was seen at the local TAB in Moonee Ponds, putting a large multi on the Australian Federal Election, six months … Read more
Victoria Police have requested a No-Fly Zone so they can deploy newly acquired Predator drones from the CCP, over the Melbourne CBD. CASA have since denied the application, but have opened the door to potentially more opportunities for drone strikes later. “We will be working with Victoria Police to find an opportune time to deploy … Read more
Victoria Police Commissioner Shane Patton has stated he will order his police to shoot and injure more unemployed tradies, in order to keep Victoria’s hospital system from being overwhelmed. The order comes as heroic Victoria Police officers shot more unarmed protestors at the ANZAC Shrine of Remembrance today, as a testament to those who died … Read more
Murray, who beat out fellow Sky News gatekeeper Peta Credlin, accepted the award and heaped praised on his colleagues for the brainwashing effort the past 18 months.
“That night I tried it and I had a prototype built in 5 hours”
“These stupid bogans who have lost their income and unable to feed their families are just acting like spoiled brats over their tearooms,” Moorcroft said.
“We just spent the last 24 hours calling them neo-nazis and right-wing extremists, so this kind of reaction is completely unnecessary and disproportionate.”
anding of flying in more compliant, exploitable foreign labour to undercut Australian workers is the best course of action,” Andrews said.
The study, commissioned by the Tired of This Shit Institute, found that middle-class white women comprised most of the COVID dob-ins, public shaming of mask wearing and general social media pants-pissing.
The modelling has shown that it would be safe to open up when all Australians have had at least three doses of the vaccine, several times over.
“Mr Setka was taken to a secure location and will remain there for his safety and the safety of the Victorian Labor Party,” Premier Daniel Andrews said.
First Constable Mark Jenkins will receive the highest honour available to Victoria Police officers, after knocking down and pepper spraying a grandmother at anti-lockdown protests during the weekend.
“Seeing all these fellow Australians being forced to take an experimental jab or starve just really makes you want to squeeze the trigger,” Porkson said.
The move will see the goal and behind posts both fitted with wheels and move at random points during the game, for no reason at all.
alities of lockdowns and the nations COVID response on ABC Insiders this weekend, forcing clocks across the nation to immediately stop for 24 hours.
“Roadmap, packages, etc it’s all superfluous bullshit which just means we keep moving the goal posts every five minutes,” Andrews said.
The disease, which has notably affected former EZFKA Prime Minister’s Kevin Rudd and Malcolm Turnbull, has crippled the former paid controversialist into a life of agitation on social media.
The bus, which has mandatory vaccinations on board, will also feature a re-enforced bull bar and six wheels which will ‘process up to hundreds of Australian workers a day.’
“It’s the only thing of value we can offer now, considering we’ve taken the exact same fear porn position as the MSM for the last 18 months. However, now lockdowns are starting to impact us directly we might change our opinion.”
mocracy in Australia, but if you are attending protests this weekend, you will be shot and you will be killed,” Patton said.
“Scientism believers can be easily identified by their blue face coverings, chastising of non-believers, inquisition of public health order commandment breakers and ritual of injection of the body of Pfizer.”
Keneally stated that her exclusive Scotland Island estate was “too far away to commute from” and that living among the migrants that the ALP have dumped en masse into Western Sydney, had “nothing to do with it.”
w the same rules and validity periods as lockdowns. We’ll announce them for three weeks, for three weeks at a time, forever,” Berejiklian said.
The move comes as AHPRA faces waves of criticism for it’s stance on threatening doctors and medical professionals with termination, if they oppose the COVID19 vaccines.
“I’ll also be ordering a full review and directing NSW Police to further bully citizens in that area for not wearing masks, in order to calm the situation.”
Symptoms of the new variant include obsession with case numbers, shaming others for not wearing masks and compulsive calling of Crimestoppers to snitch on those not complying with Public Health Orders.
“We’ve gone back to the ‘hospitals will be overloaded’ fear porn because no-one actually gives a shit. That was evident from all the people at the beach all weekend,” Berejiklian said.
Pfizer stated that the deal, signed under the terms of the Trans Pacific Partnership, allowed the pharmaceutical corporation to claim the military bases similar to deals signed around the world, including with many South American nations.
The two EZFKA states beat out some notable challengers from Africa to make it to the top 2, after months of totalitarian bullshit imposed on their respective populaces.
