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Australian YIMBYs admit they’re just a proxy war for open borders

February 20, 2024 by Timbo

The mask is off.

Categories Uncategorized Tags Australian Politics, Australian Property, Immigration, News, YIMBY 48 Comments

Melbourne Magistrate looking forward to another week of giving bail to violent African criminals

February 18, 2024 by Timbo

Magistrate Linda Goldbergstein said she was hotly anticipating another week of turning violent, imported shit bags loose on the public while wearing none of the responsibility.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 2 Comments

Peter Tulip loses the plot as YIMBY meltdown continues

February 17, 2024 by Timbo

“Yes My Wife Is Asian”

Categories Uncategorized Tags Australian Politics, Australian Property, Economy, Immigration, YIMBY 55 Comments

Australian YIMBY dickhead has meltdown as idiot from CISOZ gets a good hard Dick-ing on immigration

February 17, 2024 by Timbo

YIMBY heads explode over mention of immigration

Categories Uncategorized Tags Australian Property, Economy, Immigration, Opinion 43 Comments

Groups of illegals from Pakistan that arrived in Western Australia claim protection on basis of being ‘persecuted grooming gang members’

February 16, 2024 by Timbo

Meanwhile, Peter Dutton has slammed the ALP government for being weak on borders by letting 30 people arrive by boat while only letting in 700k by plane last year.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 12 Comments

“Australia needs to consider conscription” says government allowing China and India to invade through the front door

February 15, 2024 by Timbo

Marles said however that the current strategy of importing the enemy so we don’t need to defend against it, was sound policy and praised Clare O’Neil and Andrew Giles for their performances.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 12 Comments

Albanese uses Chinese New Year message to sell off more Australian residential property to Chinese investors

February 10, 2024 by Timbo

Large swathes of Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane have been rezoned for purchase exclusively to Chinese investment, with Australians to be forced out of their homes by visiting PLA troops if they fail to list on Weibo.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 266 Comments

Steven Miles confirms that African gang crime that doesn’t exist in Victoria also doesn’t exist in Queensland

February 8, 2024 by Timbo

The Premier laughed off suggestions that Africans were running amok in Brisbane in the wake of African crims on bail engaged in crime sprees.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 91 Comments

Australian journalist horrified at having to utter the word ‘African’ as Police hunt killer of grandmother at Queensland shopping centre

February 4, 2024 by Timbo

Meanwhile, the Executive Council of Australian Jewry have stated they intend to sue Channel Nine under new hate speech legislation, spokesman Alex Ryvchin has said.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 189 Comments

‘An Opal Tower on every corner’ Sydney YIMBY unveil new housing vision for Australia

January 29, 2024 by Timbo

Notorious fat, bald cunt Peter Tulip has given his seal of approval to the plan, adding that charging people significant strata fees to live in a silo with the constant threat of imminent collapse would greatly stimulate the nation’s GDP.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 248 Comments

Surf live saver celebrates Australia Day risking his life for Indians that can’t swim

January 26, 2024 by Timbo

As The Age runs cover for four Indians that drowned swimming in a spot that they clearly weren’t supposed to, veteran surf live saver Chris said he was looking forward to more of the same shit that has gotten out of control since the border re-opened from COVID.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 84 Comments

This year’s Australia Day awards to be renamed to more accurate ‘How many non-whites can we give trophies to’ Awards

January 25, 2024 by Timbo

This year’s awards will be renamed the ‘How many non-whites can we give trophies to ‘Awards in honour of the deracinating of Australia, with the award to be presented by a descendant of Kalergi himself.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 114 Comments
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