Timbo

Andrews said the suspension may be extended and an amendment for 5-year extensions of pandemic legislation will be introduced.

Andrews, who didn’t consult with most of the crossbenchers and many in his own party before introducing the legislation, denied he was being a treasonous hypocrite.

The video, which features Patten, some tinkly pianos and members of Eunuchs Lives Matter reading out alleged things said to her online, was published yesterday in response to the growing backlash against crossbenchers siding with the government.

Bunnings, Mitre 10 and other hardware stores reported queues to buy rope and timber had stretched out the door after the announcement. regional Queensland and Western Australia were particularly hardest hit.

Photos of the WA Premier outside a payphone in Rockingham surfaced online last night and the Premier has denied allegations that it was at the same time the threats were called in.

Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews is reportedly upset about the odds and has vowed to double down until the award is announced in late December.

Claims of ‘right-wing extremism’ and a rise in ‘angry, anti-government rhetoric online’ has caused concern for authoritarians across the nation, with calls from security contract lobbyists for added protection for MP’s.

“Whether it’s Dr Norman Swan getting it wrong all the time, the Doherty Institute’s cash-for-comment alarmism or any state premier press conference, there is a dearth of content to choose from,” a spokesman said.

The study, conducted by the Rodney King Institute, found that violence only begins once Victoria Police arrive and open fire on unarmed protestors.

“I’d like to make the point again, we spent the last 18 months destroying your lives, so you should be grateful you’re getting freedoms back that aren’t ours to give back anyway.”

“If you’ve ordered a latte and it’s really a cappuccino then you will be dealt with,” Commissioner Shane Patton said.