Rope has sold out across regional EZFKA after the National Party announced it would support the Net-Zero proposal.
Bunnings, Mitre 10 and other hardware stores reported queues to buy rope and timber had stretched out the door after the announcement. regional Queensland and Western Australia were particularly hardest hit.
Tamworth farmer Davo, 42, said he raced down to buy a length or two, as soon as he heard the announcement.
“Soon as I heard that mate, I thought there’s only one solution to this farkin’ carbon problem and it involves Barnaby not emitting any ever again, if you catch me drift,” Davo said.
“There’s some carbon we need to eliminate all right. Most of it comes from Canberra.”
Barnaby Joyce has not been seen and is believed barricaded in his office.