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Albanese confident he can beat Kevin Rudd’s record for ‘highest number of migrants to keep wages down and rents up’

August 20, 2022 by Timbo

Albanese admits he had a friendly wager with Rudd as to how many migrants he can bring in, and stated he remains committed to the Great Replacement at all costs.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 38 Comments

Daniel Andrews announces free tents to alleviate Victoria’s hopsital crisis

August 20, 2022 by Timbo

The full details of the announcement indicated tents would be made free to all Victorians to combat the crisis in the hospital system, after extraordinary scenes of patients waiting at Box Hill hospital sparked the call to action.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 19 Comments

Portfolio ‘scandal’ just a kabuki theatre distraction from Albo’s mass immigration clusterfuck

August 16, 2022 by Timbo

More of this contrived bullshit will follow up until the jobs summit

Categories Uncategorized Tags 2022 Federal Election, Australian Politics, Immigration, Opinion, Satire 102 Comments

Australian landlords breath sigh of relief as Albanese announces return to mass immigration

August 14, 2022 by Timbo

PM Anthony Albanese made the announcement with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles this afternoon, with a new “Migrant Slumlord Visa” being floated in the next few weeks.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 27 Comments

Right on cue: ALP announce return to mass immigration to bail out landlords and replace Australian workers

August 14, 2022 by Timbo

The mass immigration train is never late.

Categories Uncategorized Tags Australian Politics, Australian Property, Economy, Immigration, Opinion 11 Comments

New report finds Mehreen Faruqi free to renounce her Australian citizenship and fuck off back to Pakistan

August 9, 2022 by Timbo

The report found Faruqi, who has claimed that she should not have to relinquish her foreign citizenship to serve as a member of parliament, to be one of a number of MP’s white-anting Australian society from her position and should be sent home immediately.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 184 Comments

Here it comes: Reserve Bank of Australia rolling out Central Bank Digital Currency right on time

August 9, 2022 by Timbo

You can see the attempted cashless pivot coming with economic chaos right on the horizon.

Categories Uncategorized Tags Australian Politics, Australian Property, Economy, Opinion, World Economic Forum 36 Comments

Based South Australian town doesn’t want to be replaced with Indians

August 9, 2022 by Timbo

The story of mass migration-led replacement happening in the EU and the 5-eyes nations continues.

Categories Uncategorized Tags Australian Politics, Economy, Immigration 19 Comments

Do not redeem: Indians cry about being ripped off by Sydney construction firm run by Indians

August 6, 2022 by Timbo

No-one saw this coming, ever.

Categories Uncategorized Tags Australian Politics, Australian Property, Economy, Immigration 68 Comments

“Plenty more third world countries we can steal workers from” Albo slams ‘train Australian nurses’ comments

August 2, 2022 by Timbo

The comments came after Australia had done everything it could to steal other countries’ mediocre medical staff during a global pandemic, claiming it wasn’t our responsibility to provide for future generations and invest in local talent.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 117 Comments

Australians begin mass evictions from their homes after Indigenous Treaty deems entire country as ‘stolen land’

August 1, 2022 by Timbo

Australians were forced to surrender their houses immediately or face removal into the already full Mickleham and Wellcamp detention camps.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 17 Comments

Australia votes to hoist Sally Capp up Westgate Bridge flagpole after Melbourne City Council cancels Australia Day

July 28, 2022 by Timbo

Capp will be strung up with fellow councillor Nic Reece, who recently underwent transition surgery after doubts about his masculinity, in a ceremony to take place next week.

Categories Uncategorized Tags Satire 42 Comments
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