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Keneally said the ALP will fly in child labour from Chinese mining operations in West Africa and remains ‘far more committed’ to the tenets of the Great Replacement, claiming a more diverse child labour force could fill skills shortages in the logistics sector.
After an attempted honour killing in Adelaide last month which saw Afghani migrants attempt to kill their daughter, Faruqi was quick to heap praise on ritual murder.
Cadets through to senior journalists have been working overtime without pay since December, in preparation for sowing more division and painting anyone who isn’t white as a victim of systemic oppression.
Newtown woman Sarah O’Neil, was taken into custody and after she ratted herself out for not uploading her RAT under new guidelines.
McGowan, fresh off a cringe video urging Aboriginals to get vaccinated, stressed the importance of getting ahead of the curve and meeting Pfizer KPI’s.
The arrival of the Omicron variant has significantly impacted nursing staff levels, with nurses struggling to rehearse routines and work at underwhelmed hospitals.
Albanese stated that this would be an integral part of the Belt and Road deal. The Port of Darwin, the Port of Newcastle and Chatswood have all been listed as potential sites for an EZFKA rail hub.
The data analysis, conducted by the Who Gives A Shit Institute, found that only a handful of people tuned in for round one and that running the season in January when there’s fuck all else on to compete with was the only reason people tuned in at all.
The study, conducted by the Gibmedats Institute, found that the majority of people lining up were really lining up to put their hands in their fellow tax payers’ pockets and not their health.
The new modelling, which will not be released, shows that a two-to-four-week lockdown right before schools go back will help get needles into arms.
The apology was issued after Betoota realised it went all of 2021 without an article mocking the ALP, and that the upcoming 2022 election would make it obvious to those still on the fence that they’re just an ALP mouthpiece.
Friendlyjordies, Aussie Cossack and Avi Yemeni will wait to see who will take home the coveted award, which saw a larger than usual field this year.