The Betoota Advocate have apologised for missing their annual token take down of the Australian Labor Party.
The apology was issued after Betoota realised it went all of 2021 without an article mocking the ALP, and that the upcoming 2022 election would make it obvious to those still on the fence that they’re just an ALP mouthpiece.
‘We apologise for not having that one article a year where we sort of but not really mock the ALP side of the political duopoly. We’ll get that out of the way straightaway in January so we can shill for Albo 24/7 asap,’ the statement said.
‘There’s an election coming up, so we’re firmly committed to endless Scottyfrommarketing cringe and LARPing as rural Queenslanders because you know, we’re so blokey.”
Betoota said they’re looking forward to delivering their ‘finest progressive snark ever’ in 2022.