Satire

Yemeni has threatened to call the ADL and get a grovelling apology like he got from Victoria Police, if he is not let in to New Zealand.

Albanese admits he had a friendly wager with Rudd as to how many migrants he can bring in, and stated he remains committed to the Great Replacement at all costs.

The full details of the announcement indicated tents would be made free to all Victorians to combat the crisis in the hospital system, after extraordinary scenes of patients waiting at Box Hill hospital sparked the call to action.

PM Anthony Albanese made the announcement with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles this afternoon, with a new “Migrant Slumlord Visa” being floated in the next few weeks.

The report found Faruqi, who has claimed that she should not have to relinquish her foreign citizenship to serve as a member of parliament, to be one of a number of MP’s white-anting Australian society from her position and should be sent home immediately.

The comments came after Australia had done everything it could to steal other countries’ mediocre medical staff during a global pandemic, claiming it wasn’t our responsibility to provide for future generations and invest in local talent.

Australians were forced to surrender their houses immediately or face removal into the already full Mickleham and Wellcamp detention camps.

Meanwhile, CAT scans have revealed that Israel Folau is still living rent free in the heads of Peter Fitzsimons and Ian Roberts.

Following similar scenes in China, the tanks will be deployed out the front of the RBA and most major banks before bail-in laws are enacted and Australian deposits are confiscated around September.

The move, welcomed by Anthony Albanese, would help get the death rate from myocarditis and other illnesses back to an acceptable level.

Andrews said he would take full responsibility but will not resign until a board position at John Holland had opened up for him.

The move comes as cost of living and interest rates begin to cripple the economy, and questions about why Albo was giving some shithole Eastern European nation of no significance to Australia, endless tax payer money and defence equipment.