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Victorian Labor Party members file lost property reports for missing testicles after new pandemic powers pass lower house

November 3, 2021 by Minister Sinister

“All it will take is a few dissenting members to grow a set and dissent on the vote. Although that’s too much to ask from some of them clearly.”

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Xi promises to delete blackmail tapes of Daniel Andrews if permanent pandemic legislation passes upper house

November 3, 2021 by Minister Sinister

The tapes, which apparently are of Daniel Andrews in many compromising positions on his last trip to China, will be deleted if the legislation passes.

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Australian book stores move Lisa Wilkinson’s autobiography into fiction section

November 2, 2021 by Minister Sinister

he move comes after claims of Wilkinson’s move to Channel Ten over a gender pay gap dispute were found to be largely bullshit and purely about money.

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“We’ll never win another election ever again” ALP furious at new voter ID legislation

November 2, 2021 by Minister Sinister

Opposition leader Anthony Albanese stated his party will be disproportionately impacted by the proposals, particularly in the migrant areas at the state level.

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Australian journalists set for another gruelling summer of blaming annual bushfire season on climate change

November 2, 2021 by Minister Sinister

“The COP26 summit couldn’t be better timed as a lead-in to summer. Confronting China and India over pollution is quite clearly racist, so soft target yellow journalism it is.”

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McGowan says ‘some restrictions will remain’ after WA border re-opens in 2047

November 1, 2021 by Minister Sinister

“Some restrictions such as masks, lockdowns and the rest will remain. However, by that stage we should be on at least our 26th booster shot, so vaccination will clearly be our best way out of this.”

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Catherine Andrews deletes tweets after Tim Smith crashes car

November 1, 2021 by Minister Sinister

The tweets, reportedly called Smith ‘an irresponsible dickhead that should lose his licence’ and wanted a ‘full investigation by Victoria Police and IBAC into the incident.’ The tweets were soon deleted and her account locked to private.

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Victorian Liberal Party prepare rubber stamp to approve Daniel Andrews’ permanent pandemic legislation

October 26, 2021 by Minister Sinister

The legislation, named the ‘I can’t believe it’s not a coup’ Act will give the ALP permanent emergency powers up to the lead up of the 2022 election. The LNP say they stand ready to approve the legislation at a moment’s notice.

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Pfizer now official naming rights sponsor of Parliament House

October 26, 2021 by Minister Sinister

Parliament House will now be known as ‘Pfizer Arena’ as the pharmaceutical giant looks to stamp it’s authority even further on EZFKA.

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Daniel Andrews launches new ‘Freedom Pass’ booster subscription service for Victoria

October 26, 2021 by Minister Sinister

Victorians will be required to subscribe to the monthly service through the Service Victoria app as well as ensure their booster shots are current.

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United Nations celebrates total victory over Australia by raising flags over Sydney and Melbourne

October 25, 2021 by Minister Sinister

The globalist organisation declared war on Australia in the early 1970’s and finally celebrated victory after a hard fought, 50-year plus subversion campaign.

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Victorians celebrate their first weekend of freedom by showing their medical history to enter businesses

October 25, 2021 by Minister Sinister

Dubbed a ’21st digital version’ of Soviet Russia’s internal pasport system, Victorians the state over were celebrating showing their papers just to access basic services.

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