Pfizer now official naming rights sponsor of Parliament House

Pfizer has announced that it has won the naming rights to Parliament House in Canberra, as part of the contract signed by PM Scott Morrison.

Parliament House will now be known as ‘Pfizer House’ as the pharmaceutical giant looks to stamp it’s authority even further on EZFKA.

“This is a historic moment for Australia and a great testament to those who have supported the merger of state and corporate powers,” PM Scott Morrison said.

“I’d also like to announce that Question Time will now be brought to you by Pfizer.”

It is understood Pfizer is currently in a deal to acquire the Sydney Opera House, MCG and Ayers Rock as per the terms of the Agreement.

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stagmal

lol

btw victoria is absolutely fucked, did anyone see the new bill dan is floating

its gonna pass, it’s basically his enabling act

it’ll give him unlimited power

Ramjet

Good, the sooner Victoria becomes an unliveable cesspit the better. Let all the people standing with Dan live in their own filth.

Agent 47

Some of us are stuck here.

To the barricades it is.

Ramjet

I am stuck here too unless the wife agrees to move.

Agent 47

We’re trying but there’s realistically nowhere to go.

Move to another state and buy yourself a few months before the same shit happens there.

My parents escaped this shit and it looks like I’ll have to break the generational curse and fight it because fuck living in it.

Peachy

The game looks a lot like population replacement/substitution.

farewell those legazens who quit the state in disgust and replace them with a few hundred thousand compliant immigrants who will be thankful to live here, even if they have to be subject to medical experiments, etc.

EZFKA government doesn’t give a fuck. Indeed, quite the opposite – they are exporting people who’d vote against them and importing people who will vote for them.

Peachy

btw victoria is absolutely fucked, did anyone see the new bill dan is floating

its gonna pass, it’s basically his enabling act

it’ll give him unlimited power

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klarse holl

Beauty! Legal drugs. Or they remain illegal and Pfizer are still at the top of the pyramid.