Marles said however that the current strategy of importing the enemy so we don’t need to defend against it, was sound policy and praised Clare O’Neil and Andrew Giles for their performances.
Large swathes of Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane have been rezoned for purchase exclusively to Chinese investment, with Australians to be forced out of their homes by visiting PLA troops if they fail to list on Weibo.
The Premier laughed off suggestions that Africans were running amok in Brisbane in the wake of African crims on bail engaged in crime sprees.
Meanwhile, the Executive Council of Australian Jewry have stated they intend to sue Channel Nine under new hate speech legislation, spokesman Alex Ryvchin has said.
Notorious fat, bald cunt Peter Tulip has given his seal of approval to the plan, adding that charging people significant strata fees to live in a silo with the constant threat of imminent collapse would greatly stimulate the nation’s GDP.
As The Age runs cover for four Indians that drowned swimming in a spot that they clearly weren’t supposed to, veteran surf live saver Chris said he was looking forward to more of the same shit that has gotten out of control since the border re-opened from COVID.
This year’s awards will be renamed the ‘How many non-whites can we give trophies to ‘Awards in honour of the deracinating of Australia, with the award to be presented by a descendant of Kalergi himself.
This new wave of faecal findings comes just days after parks in Sydney’s Ryde council area were forced to close due to numerous Indian migrants treating them as open air toilets.
Tributes have flown for Victorian public servant David Adamson, 36, who collapsed at his home from a heart attack just a few hours after the match, just two days after taking his 8th booster. Adamson died after waiting three hours for Ambulance Victoria to arrive at his house in Fitzroy.
Property lobby group Sydney YIMBY has tipped values to rise over 20% as the ancient Indian practice of street shitting becomes normalised in the area, adding much needed diversity and vibrancy to the area according to a local spokesman.
Former Immigration Minister Amanda Vanstone has led the calls, stating that the recent wave of African violence across the state has confirmed that renaming Victoria would be ‘the right thing to do.’
Guardian journalist Tom McCaffrey said the past week of multicultural crimes has been especially tough to write off as ‘from war torn countries’ and that buying a plane ticket and paying Home Affairs some money for a visa gives you a clean slate to do whatever you want.