Chalmers says he will continue to fight inflation caused by immigration by importing Indians at the rate of 100,000 a month in order to encourage Australians to have one for the country.
The revelations come after India joined the list of countries spying on Australia, alongside China, Indonesia, Israel and just about everyone else.
“It’s quite clearly white Australian men who are perpetrating this scourge and it’s only fair that we release these men who have been held in detention due to blatant racism,” Albanese said.
ABS Chairman David Gruen re-iterated though that the ABS will still be asking if you identify as Aboriginal at the upcoming census.
Kamara, who ran away from Sierra Leone, hit back at claims he was just the latest token diversity hire pushed by Labor and pointed to Africa’s track record of outstanding governance as the reason he was running.
“We’ve outsourced everything else, why not the military too? They won’t hesitate to fire on Australians when they get upset at their rental yields plummeting,” Marles said.
Chris Dawkins, from Baulkham Hills, says he was enjoying the increased variety of imported conflicts in Australia that has rapidly accelerated since Clare O’Neil became Home Affairs Minister.
NSW Police have identified Joel Cauchi, a 40-year-old mate, as the assailant that stabbed six people to death and injured many more and as white, and a collective sigh of relief was heard at newsrooms around the country.
The program will be called ‘Drown out of town’ similar to the ‘Poo in the Loo’ campaigns across India encouraging Indians not to shit in the street.
Giles announced that the group had declared that they had turned up on Australian shores to purchase residential property, and had several Aldi bags full of cash aboard at the time.
After an Australian aid worker was among several killed in an airstrike on an aid convoy by the IDF, Liebler said that it was 100% Hamas’ fault and to ‘remember the atrocities of the Holocaust.’
Triguboff enjoyed a glass of bubbly with Jared Kushner and Larry Fink, toasting a new partnership and to the future of shitty apartments in the middle east.