Australia’s ALP government has made a historic migration annnouncement allowing economic boat arrivals to bring over their elderly relatives to fight an ageing population.
Immigration Minister Andrew Giles said that bringing in more welfare-dependent, unskilled, elderly people from foreign countries with fuck all English speaking ability in an endless chain migration scam, would be a boon for Australian public services like Medicare and the NDIS.
“No-one had the ALP on their 2023 bingo cards to destroy what’s left of our public institutions with chains of endless, imported welfare parasitism. We’ve been doing it with family reunion through the front door, so why not the back door as well?’ Giles said.
‘The productivity commission finding that these elderly family reunion cunts cost us average $420,000 in public spending per migrant shows us what a wonderful investment it is. The hospitals and aged care sectors I’m sure are looking forward to their arrival.’
‘Chain migration has been one of the vibrant and diverse aspects of turning this country into the economic zone shithole it is today, as seen throughout the first world. It’s a small price to pay for not being called racist by people that hate us anyway’
Thousands of homeless Australians have also flown to Christmas Island to warmly greet economic migrants taking advantage of open borders.
‘I just wanted to let them know we’re happy to compete with them for scarce resources they’re not entitled to,’ Sydney man Chris said.
‘I’ve been living in a car the last year and unable to find a rental for the family, but I’m happy to continue watching the problem be needlessly exacerbated by self-loathing white people.’
Australian Police units are tipped to get massive funding boosts ahead of the new wave of invaders, with experts expecting a sexual assault, terrorism, grooming gangs, domestic violence and aggravated burglary bonanza.
‘It’s just part of living in such a wonderfully vibrant, diverse and low-trust multicultural society that we have no say in. Multiculturalism has been the greatest excuse to build the dystopian, digital surveillance state we see going up across the world and I’m glad Australia is at the forefront of that,” Giles said.