EZFKA Dry July

After accidentally falling down a few weird rabbit holes on that most putrid of places, Twitter, i learned about all sorts of unnatural things.

things that are absolutely opposite-world. like girl-dicks.

So i’m hoping we can have a theme here at EZFKA for the month or July. the theme is opposite world – contradictions, absurdities, oxymorons, bald faced lies.

what are some of your favourites, or ones that vex you most, blokes?

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one of the great absurdities of the australian housing market to me i’ve always considered, whether buyer or rental, is the extreme abscence of range when it comes to price points. you would think that in a city of say 5 million people it would be possible somewhere to rent some shitty apartment, in whatever fringe area, for less than 200 pw, but that is basically impossible anywhere in aus, even in crappy regional markets. its a stark contrast with u.s markets, which for the most part have affrordable housing options all the way down to the lowliest earners, and everything on up as well. i spent half an hour or so on trulia tonight comparing real estate in places like atlanta to dubbo, exchange rate adjusted i can buy outright mansions in the former for the price of what would qualify as a crappy shack in most u.s cities in dubbo.


Our implicit policy of centralisation and strict zoning is to blame there

Yes immigration but if it was spread around the country, and indeed we had a better spread of professional jobs, rents and housing prices in Sydney and Melbourne would probably be 30% less than they are partially solving the issue you highlight


But that would mean that Sydney and Melbourne lose their economic and political clout. So centralisation it is.


Indeed. All too late now best you can hope for is more tweaking around the fringes


You are looking at it wrong though. What you can’t afford to buy cheaply in australia is the land that it’s built on.
The cost of a vacant bit of land zoned to build on sets a minimum for housing costs. That minimum is far higher in ezfka than the US.
A shitty shack here in aus is worth a heap because there is stiff competition for the land it’s on. In somewhere with much less restrictive zoning policies it makes more sense to buy an empty block than one with a piece of shit building on it and knock it down.

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The Daily Wire’s Matt Walsh ..”if I were to say I were a black man, could you accept that, or be sceptical”

Professor in social gender studies…”well you don’t look like that’s what you are”….

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My body my choice, but YOU must take the experimental treatment masquerading as a vaccine!

Agent 47

I’m boooosting

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To go green, we have to shutdown the power stations that produce electricity, and all buy electric cars that require electricity.


This is because the sun always shines and unicorns shit out solar panels…

Agent 47

Net zero ftw


We could talk about efficiency like insulation, double glazing, window aspects, where to plant trees etc., but there is no money in that for Origin, AGL, Cannon Brookes, Holmes a Court.


Blows my mind we’re still making houses that don’t have this stuff as standard

Australias housing stock is mostly garbage


CCP’s response to Covid 19.

(1) The CCP has always blamed everyone but itself for the various disasters which routinely befall Chinese people.

(2) The CCP also shameless blames anyone and everyone else when it gets caught with its hand in the cookie jar, from IP theft, running drug cartels, human trafficking, organ harvesting, etc etc etc especialy when someone outside catches them red handed.

(3) The CCP has never once blamed Anthony Fauci and the NIH for funding the Wuhan Institute of Virology. They blamed the people in Fort Detrick, for apparently spreading Covid via the world army games, but never gone anywhere near Fauci/Gates/NIH/CDC’s Walensky et al.

Curious. As Sherlock Holmes would say… the dog did not bark…

Gregory (Scotland Yard detective): “Is there any other point to which you would wish to draw my attention?”
Sherlock Holmes: “To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time.”
Gregory: “The dog did nothing in the night-time.”
Sherlock Holmes: “That was the curious incident.”


Lewis Hamilton is a walking contradiction. One of the most wealthy and privileged people on the planet, waving the flag for every lefty cause. Babbles on about climate change whilst having his own private jet and collection of gas gussling performance cars.

This week it is the media should stop giving old people a voice because old people have a habit of saying things that others could find offensive:
Stop giving platforms to outdated voices – Hamilton | RACER


Yes. Always a victim. Likes to portray himself as the coloured person who made it against all odds.

If you want an idea of what it takes to become an F1 driver. You will soon hear about a young talented aussie called Oscar Piastri. In a recent interview Oscar mentioned that over the years it cost about $6 million for him to get into F1.


Definitely not a grass roots sport. You have to do the elite European carting circuit. Cost and maintenance of the cart itself. Touring Europe with a parent, travel, accommodation, etc. You need to be wealthy or be connected to wealthy sponsors.


You touch on my pet hate of rich parents buying a driver’s seat for their useless son. Lance Stroll’s father bought an F1 Team so that Lance could retain a drive.

Then we have other useless drivers Tsunoda and Zhou who are only there because of their nationality which brings in sponsorship.


Every seat in F1 has been bought, the level of talent merely reflects exactly how much it will cost.
At minimum it will cost a childhood of high level karting, something beyond the means of most people.


So out of interest where did Hamiltons money come from in the early years?

Aussie Soy Boy

He was part of the McLaren junior program. His dad paid for go karting.

He’s a narcissist and overrated. No driver has ever benefited more from a car advantage.


I think that’s been evident this season


No contradiction. His mother was Carmen Larbalestier. That is a fancy name.

Have a look – Larbalestier Name Meaning, Family History, Family Crest & Coats of Arms (houseofnames.com) – does this seem likely?

With Khazars, you want to remember two things. First, they like to hide their family names, but will always have it find able with a wink and nod. Because they also like to show off.

The other thing is it is a matriarchal society. So finding the mother, and then having a look for the last name is how you want to do it.

So, a fancy name, probably peerage, marries a black american man. Khazars routinely intermarry to take over other societies, its their primary strategy.

Edit: If you care enough, look at his fathers ancestry too. Chances are he also has Khazar blood, irrespective of his race.

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Its a people. They were originally Zoroastrians, then Sea Peoples, then Carthage, then Venice (Phoenicians/Venetians), and in its latest open iteration Khazaria – Armenia/Ukraine etc

The Russians destroyed Khazaria and forced them to convert from their religion into Jews – specifically the Askenazi Jews. This is why they hate the Russians apparently.

Their religion is the child sacrificing religion of Baal, Tanit and the gods of old Carthage. So think the black magic stuff is deeply intertwined with how they go about things.

Later on, they infiltrated the European aristocracy and took over Europe mostly as far as I can tell. The Princes of Orange were among the first europeans taken over – that substack is really good.

Their specialty is taking over other cultures via infiltration, destroying them, and moving on. Basically pirates. But then they destroy the history so no one can tell what happened.

A parasitic dark cult basically. Their descendants run the world, but the key tell is that they always marry each other, and their matriarchs run the show. Apparently these are known as the mothers of darkness.

The Jewish thing is mostly a red herring, but useful to hide behind. If you read history carefully, you’ll start to see all sorts of black holes which make no sense.

Why do we know more about Rome than Venice, what happened to the powerful Italian families who controlled Venice for example, are they still around?

A clannish people, pretty stupid per se, but due to a pact with the dark gods have inflicted enormous damage on humanity over the eons.

There is a very good reason all societies which have fallen ended up being big on child sacrifice.

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I watched a fascinating documentary from David Attenborough once on Wood Ants – do you know that the Wood Ant queen sneaks into the Field Ant nest and gradually takes on the nests ‘scent’.

Then after a while she eventually tricks one of the worker ants into feeding her, which provides her with the complete pheromones of the nest, effectively dooming the host Ant society. Workers then start feeding her and caring for her young, which when they hatch make sure to kill the existing Field ant nest Queen, if their queen hasn’t done so.

Pretty soon afterwards, that field ant society is transformed into a wood ant society, and all the workers are gradually replaced and the field ant nest becomes a wood ant nest.

For most people it is incomprehensible to suggest that there might be human cultures that have adopted similar strategies.

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Agent 47



lol no.

when it comes to khazars or wef or prussians, these are just one incarnation of a social structure based on evil.

the high priests of the inca were not khazars, but they pursued the black magic of child sacrifice just as religiously.

the brahmin orders of bengal were not khazars, but they sacrificed children to the death goddess (thugee was a kali cult, thats where the word thug comes from)

when victoria takes abdul back to england, what exactly did he teach her? was it common for a queen (lol) to do this?

when the church made its pact with the roman cults of mitra etc, and became the roman catholic church, exactly what do you think happened?

the eunuchs who ran the last chinese dynasties and brought down an ancient civilization, why were they into transgender ideologies?

why is it after the creation of the state of israel, did the vast majority of ancient Jewish communities across the ME end up exterminated?

All of history should be viewed as a spiritual war between good and evil.

I believe the bible has something about it – For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers , against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

i’m not christian, and the fact that satans synagogue has taken over the Vatican is not my problem. but i can commiserate.


The Star of David has two triangles – one pointing up, one pointing down.

This is to represent the duality of everything in life, especially the fact that what is good for me, may be evil for you – it completely encapsulates the double think that goes to the heart of any criticisms towards Judaism.

That is the duality of their religious beliefs, one rule for the Jew another rule for treating the Gentile.

The most important thing though is to ensure that they eradicate any social consciousness other than Jewish consciousness, in terms of any society they move to.

This is the source of the West’s culture war, being lead by “our” media from Feminism, LGB rights, the pursuit and preservation of identity, MultiCult, Migration rights (anything to protect or enhance the voice of their diaspora), Gender as a spectrum, Transgenderism, Neoliberalism, the role of Money.

I have spoken of the term Egregore before – it is an occult concept representing a certain non-physical entity that arises from the collective thoughts of a distinct group of people.

The thing about the “Occult” is that it is nearly 100% based on Jewish mysticism around the Kabala. Ergo the “idea” of an Egregore is a Jewish concept around social ‘consciousness’ and they are well aware of.

Most also see it as their religious duty to kill any other social consciousness anywhere else in the world that might compete with their own, thereby turning that doomed society into nothing more than a sterile bunch of field ants working for a Wood ant queen.

They see that the fact that Nationalism, which reached its zenith in Germany under Hitler, arose in a Christian Caucasian nation it means that it could possible arise again – if it happened once, it could happen again.

Thus they see they have a religious duty to ensure that Easu or the Amalek are destroyed wherever they reside. The West’s independent social consciousness that made it possible for Nazism to arise, and that it sought their expulsion from Europe, was a threat to every Jewish person.

The point is a Jewish person doesn’t see Nazism as being something that arose in Germany, they see it as something that arose within ‘white western Christian culture’ and is thus we remain a threat.

If you look at EVERY top down social policy enacted since the end of WW2 it has been about dismantling social cohesion in the West, through mass migration, and an all out war against our patriarchy. The result has been to fracture, destroy, white ant and undermine, any other social consciousness other than their own.

The easiest way to see this is if you support any ‘traditional values’ in any of the culture war flashpoints, rather than ‘progressive values’ then YOU are the Nazi.

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Agent 47


Current example


Anglos have no agency at all anywhere!

Agent 47


A fly in your ointment

R u sure the meme is a curate?

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Ever noticed that when he wins it was his amazing driving that did it, but when he doesn’t then it is the car, the team or another drivers fault, never his for being a average driver in a excellent car.


As much as I dislike him personally Lewis is not an average driver. It is difficult to tell nowadays because there are half a dozen drivers who are extremely talented. I have been following since a child and never seen so much talent on the track at same time.

But otherwise yes. Never his fault. That is why so many people hate him. Even the poms refer to him as a Marmite/Vegemite (few people like it).


Also moved to Switzerland to avoid taxes. Let the plebs pay for the green revolution!

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The vaccine is safe and effective and stops you having to visit hospital.

  1. It does not stop you getting or transmitting whuflu
  2. There have been more adverse reactions to the covid vaccines than to all other vaccines combined over the last 70 years
  3. According to recent NSW health data 99% of people presenting to hospital with covid and dying are fully vaccinated, supposedly with a 95% vaccination rate of the populace.

Our world-beating approach to fighting Covid has given us the highest per capita infection rates in the world. And the usual softcocks crying about another wave while everyone else is getting on with life.


Aus/NZ are crushing it compared to our Anglo cousins. Maybe locking ourselves up for 2 years and getting no immunity build up was a terrible idea.


And I know we are in winter but we also had massive spikes in our summer.


Probably because it’s the only country still requiring RAT tests etc

the rest of the world bar China has moved on

of course in China, they actually do something about the positive tests
but in ezfka they force you to take the test then shrug their shoulders anyway


There’s definitely a bit of that as the difference in per capita death rates isn’t so large.

Australia is currenty double US/UK and 4x Canada.

Of course who knows what is being classified as a Covid death these days.

Agent 47



That covid is a deadly disease that everyone must be placed under house arrest to prevent. Then once it spreads widely throughout Australia the median age for death is 84.2 years. https://www.abs.gov.au/articles/covid-19-mortality-australia-deaths-registered-until-31-may-2022


I wonder why is killing so many more men?


Female penis. Men in women’s sport. Pride. That stupid flag. Etc etc…all that homosexual/trans degenerate nonsense. It really shits me.

I’m with the Muslims on this. They should all be flung from tall buildings.

A fly in your ointment

Comment would be superfluous

Adam Hitler

Lol at the throw off buildings. I’m happy for trannies to ponce around at home in their dresses, as long as they shut the fuck up about it.
Btw, Qld is doing something with genders on birth certs from now on. Can put whatever you want on there.


I’m the same Mr Hitler. I don’t give a rats arse what people do quietly in their own homes, or even in public. But aggressive and loud demands that I support and embrace the delusions of crazy people is well over the line. Particularly when the demands involve accepting that men should cut their cocks and balls off, women should cut their breasts off, we should all support blokes fucking other blokes up their bungholes and chaps in demonic outfits should read insane books to toddlers in libraries to encourage all of the above.

Fuck that noise. Throw them from tall buildings. If their are no tall buildings to hand, topple brick walls onto them.

Agent 47

I got dibs on throwing Alan Joyce out the door at 35,000 feet

Agent 47



Excellent work,that. 👍😊

Luke B

Whilst it has died off a little recently, the constant western MSM discourse that Russia was strategically inept and losing in their efforts in the Ukraine and his hubris would be the death of their own country. I found the whole thing quite jarring, particularly given the fairly obvious advances made by the Russian forces… It appeared that the MSM and social media thought they could win the war by swaying popular opinion alone…

Also the amount of celebrities visiting Kiev is just…odd? Additionally, heavyweight boxer Oleksander Usyk was initially going to stay in Kiev and fight and is now out promoting his rematch with Anthony Joshua…

And lastly, the blanket ban of Russia Today and Oliver Stones film Ukraine in Fire was very disappointing too…

Agent 47

No fkn idea what is going on with the celebrity thing. I’ve noticed that too.

I mean we’re used to the usual virtue signalling bullshit but Ukraine has really gone into the stratosphere. I’m convinced there is something more going on, potentially because it is the old Khazaria.

Either way, Ukraine are losing big time and should realistically just concede defeat.


But if the MSM actually reported what was happening, then people would be pushing for peace talks ASAP. But the Military Industrial Complex would lose out on big contracts, so more war it is sadly.

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Maybe the tide is starting to turn against the “vaccines”


Her family are clearly fucking morons who are unable to understand cause, effect, blame, responsibility, corruption and evil, all of which lead to the death of their daughter.


Nothing can be done to bring Katie back, but in the future, let’s not have a vaccine that kills people”

LoL. Never a truer word.

Adam Hitler

The family didnt specify pro covid vax. Could be big tetanus vax enthusiasts.


if you are anti one type of vax you are anti vax period, you cannot be pro-vax but anti covid vax.

Adam Hitler


Agent 47

I’ll have to say, that covid has turned me almost full blown anti vax. I’m now concerned that mrna is going to be the standard for all vaccines and there’s no fkn way I’m sticking that shit in my body.

Nil trust in any medical instutions anymore.

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I agree, I have taken many vaccines in my life and have been pro vaccine till the covid BS, I will still take vaccines as long as they are not mRNA or RNA viral vector vaccines. However my trust for doctors and police is gone, the doctors for going along with the farce and the police for enforcing it.


I don’t think that follows. I’m pro all the normal vaccines like tetanus etc, but anti the covid Vax because it’s (Pfizer) a therapeutic medication not a vaccine, it had dodgy trials, there’s no long term health data etc etc.

The Pfizer drug is a money making shit scam badged as a “vaccine”. I rhinkbits quite reasonable to be furiously opposed to that garbage while still supportive of conventional vaccines.

Shae the Burmese

Yes you can, and many of us are. From a logical perspective the C19 ‘vaccines’ are not vaccines at all, they are an injectable gene-therapy; hence why they do not fit the definition (nor actions) of a vaccine – until of course recently when the definition was changed.

Aussie Soy Boy

Sucked in Ian. If it’s not the jab then there’s your answer. Shit happens as Tone would say


Why are you passing it on?

Agent 47

Ay tone


Another inconvenient fact from WA’s Mark McGowan …

Placing himself on a pedestal for WA being able to dodge the energy crisis engulfing the east coast through the Domestic Gas Reservation policy (actually created some 18 years ago by premier Alan Carpenter) … it is a somewhat inconvenient fact that McGowan has played the game of mates by allowing his mate Kerry Stokes’ Beach Energy to sidestep the reservation policy on its new gas project:-


In a similar “not quite the truth” policy, WA government announced it was to close coal fired power stations across WA – omitting to say that by far the largest coal power station and polluter (Japanese owned) was to remain open and will be fueled by an Indian owned coal mine, feeding the power into the state owned grid.

Sigh …

Agent 47

Free covid gibs

Agent 47

The EZFKA Twitter account is lit

Adam Hitler

you need to pay them for their work


Nah, it would be the EZFKA way to pinch their logo!


you mean it’s not you?!!


Sorry, forgot to mention earlier that Sinister is running that. Figured we could get more content out without spamming the blog too much and fun stirring the progessive idiots on Twitter. We’ll still write the better ones on the blog, just not as many.

We’ll do it until we get sick of it.

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Great work, already has a better hashtag game and engagement compared to embee.


I met Halton a few times back in the late 90s. In the flesh she likes like a caricature of a rat. An incredibly unpleasant person to be around.


We can bring some subs….one day


This may be the year when we finally come face to face with ourselves; finally just lay back and say it — that we are really just a nation of 220 million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns, and no qualms at all about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world, a nation of bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live peacefully. We are not just Whores for power and oil, but killer whores with hate and fear in our hearts. We are human scum, and that is how history will judge us. No redeeming social value. Just whores. Get out of our way, or we’ll kill you. Who does vote for these dishonest shitheads? Who among us can be happy and proud of having all this innocent blood on our hands? Who are these swine? These flag-sucking half-wits who get fleeced and fooled by stupid little rich kids like George Bush? They are the same ones who wanted to have Muhammad Ali locked up for refusing to kill gooks. They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious in the American character. They are the racists and hate mongers among us; they are the Ku Klux Klan. I piss down the throats of these Nazis. And I am too old to worry about whether they like it or not. Fuck them.

Hunter Thompson


A good article on the state of play of the crypto collapse:


My Christmas Crypto article reads like it was from the future!

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Major Toronto crypto exchange, Voyager, has now inevitably suspended withdrawals. As with MtGox all those years ago, the first publicly announced step before bankruptcy:


Expect more bodies to start floating to the surface – the mug punter Hodlers are the ones now coping it in the nuts!

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There ain’t no coming back from losing 75% of your assets. In finance if you lose 10% of your assets you usually wipe out 100% your shareholders equity.

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Lazer Eyes

Ok boomer, tell me you dont understand Bitcoin without telling me you dont understand Bitcoin.
Have fun staying poor.

A fly in your ointment

one fun fact about gig investment is that it can make one rich very quickly. another one is that it will make only a handful remain rich. no one will ever be wealthy

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Jesse Livermore said you should always take profits and be sure to cash them out – that way profits stay real to you and you understand the tangible relationship between the scratches in some ledger and real life.


LOL – I first bought BTC in 2012 for around $5.50 a coin.
I done well enough out of BTC… and yeah having fun.

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lazer eyes

Bitcoin fixes this!

Lazer Eyes

Ok, why is my avatar a Donkey?
This is discrimination, you should change the name of this site to
EzfKKKa you bigots.


Loss porn in relation to Voyager collapse – $750k was the largest single confession I saw:



Innovation Victorian style. Finding new ways of flogging off public assets.


Lol, that will end well! Added to the list of reasons why Victoria is a shithole


I hope the people there keep voting Andrews. Its funny how the universe tends to give you what you want.


That is a given that Andrews will win. He will have enough of a majority to ensure he has screwed the state before his next term is up.


‘American Politician Nancy Pelosi took the stand today to defend “women’s rights to make their own reproductive decisions.” Onlookers found themselves befuddled by the rhetoric about the “women’s right to choose,” since Pelosi should have no way of knowing what a woman is since she is not a biologist.’

So true.


Suggesting the RBA cut rates to -4% in the face of full employment and the biggest fiscal bukkake ever unleashed on the Australian public, and then calling them lunatics for raising rates when inflation in the West is bubbling along at 8-10%.