A new study in EZFKA has found that life imprisonment for all of Australia’s state premiers, would end lockdowns instantly and return Australia to proper normalcy.
The study, commissioned by the Institute of To The Barricades Mon Frere, found that putting all six state premiers and two territory chief minister in prison for no less than life, would solve lockdowns permanently.
“The data shows conclusively that the state premiers of both teams are following Operation Lockstep to the treasonous letter, so there’s no real political solution anymore other than trial and imprisonment of these fuckwits,” Dr Pierre Le Pieu said.
“The data also showed Mr Andrews and Mr McGowan are by far the most deserving of said punishment, but ironically have the most pacified populaces respectively, in spite of all the social media bots they both employ.”
“Further to that, given the submissiveness of Australians enjoying home arrest watching Netflix and ordering Uber Eats, said trials are wishful thinking and the usual doomer phrase of ‘it’ll never happen’ may apply.”
National Cabinet welcomed the findings and it is believed that tanks will be on the street by the end of the week.