“These are shitty choices” says Melbourne man looking at current Victorian government

A Melbourne man who voted for Dan Andrews has expressed his regret while watching the latest press conference on TV, where Andrews labelled behaviour of people in Richmond and Caufield as “shitty choices.”

Robbo, 27, expressed his remorse from his couch, at electing a career bureaucrat drunk on power who is essentially ushering in “Weimar Victoria by name and reputation.”

“Well it was really a shit choice. Perhaps I should have realised the ALP walked out on the working class 30 years ago, rather than listening to 20 year old social media marketers with no life experience and middle-class types with safe jobs wanking on about how they stand with Dan,” Rob said.

“The state has collapsed, so I guess I learned my lesson. The Victorian LNP are a shitshow as well, so not much choice there.”

Rob later said he’ll be voting for minor parties, but Fiona Patten, Animal Justice Party and the Greens would be an “equally shitty choice.”

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Winning@Failing

Why do you spam post so many satire articles? Wouldn’t it be better to space them out a bit? All I’m seeing is a lack of cohesive commentary because there’s too many similar posts, posted too close together creating almost parallel discussions that could just be under 1 article.

You cunts may be many things but journalists/editors you sure ain’t lol

stagmal

bc we dont care lol, the articles are fun and gives us something to read/comment on/springboard conversation off

why take anything on this site that seriously

Winning@Failing

Seems to be differing opinions on that, what’s the downsides to less/more spaced out satire?

How’s your quest for anti gov protest working out? Gathered a merry band of Dubbo dropkicks to stick it to the man?

stagmal

yeah but first we’re comin round to your house, watch your back cvnt

bjw678

How’s your quest to find people you don’t think are retarded to hang out with virtually?
No luck yet, or they all thought you were too retarded and kicked you out?

Winning@Failing

Go hang with your bum chum stewie

Winning@Failing

And a trip to the forum answers the question, Timbo is 1/2 the writing team lolololol 2 brains at work and still write absolute shit. Tell your mate he’s a fuckin cock smoker lol

DictatorDavid

How fucked is Victoria? They committed to two major projects, Westgate tunnel and that new train metro tunnel. I suspect this was going to be funded with the Belt and Road, which has been turn up by Feds. Other than that Vic largely relied on tourism and immigration. So how will Vic economy not end up a basket case and how will they be able to afford to pay and deliver these major projects?

Winning@Failing

Open teh gates

DictatorDavid

EZFKA units won’t swallow that pill atm if it leads to bringing more pesky virus in and more lockdowns.

Winning@Failing

Long term infrastructure projects…….

Didn’t say gates would open today but that’s the plan, that’s how they kick the can. How you cunts not getting this yet lol it’s fuckin EZFKA

DictatorDavid

How many international students do you think they need to make up for the gaping hole left by no B&R, Mr. Big Brain?

Or maybe they could bring a bunch of international students in and they can dig the tunnels for Victoria lol

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Winning@Failing

Students?! Hong Kongese….

Winning@Failing

They pay the bribes to LNP Fed, LNP Fed miraculously fund the project.

Learn to corruption better dick cheese

DictatorDavid

lol the LNP Feds fucking hate Dan Andrews. They won’t be funding two gigantic tunnels in Melbourne. Let alone the fact they’ve got their own budget problems. Geeze for a guy who likes to act superior you sure are thick.

Winning@Failing

You really think these cunts let personal feelings get in the way of making some cash?! Doesn’t even have to involve the figureheads, keep a few back channels open, grease a few palms and all of a sudden you have a presser with scomo saying “I don’t hold the bag mate, that was a decision at ‘the ministers’ discretion'”. Sound familiar?!

I’ve been inside govt, it’s a cess pit. Seriously, is this really EZKFA or are you all secretly holding a candle for Australian democracy?! Lol

DictatorDavid

I just love the fact that you’re now posting here every single day. Instead of “popping in” on weekends “to keep cunts in check”

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Winning@Failing

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bjw678

All the while telling us about how free he is without lockdowns…

Winning@Failing

Whores, pubs and restaurants. It’s all I need. How’s the cabin fever?

Coming

It’s all good mate

Dan Andrews is the greatest labor leader of all time
greater than Chifley according to sweeper

im sure economic prosperity will return once he has violated more civil liberties

stagmal

sweeper is a mondo fukin phaggot

DictatorDavid

Economic prosperity will return long after Dandrews rides off into the sunset

Ramjet

My prediction is that he will win the 2022 election as the Vic Libs are a bunch of unemployable private school twats. He will leave politics in early 2024. By mid 2024 he will be on the board of John Holland, Boral and another company and have $750,000 a year part time consulting jobs like Steve Bracks.

Peachy

That seems sensible, Ramjet.

Ramjet

Those EmBee idiots are #IstandwithDan bootlickers and we’re out in force on EmBee today.
The state is well on its way to bankruptcy and many of the projects have flimsy business cases. Leithvo was pretty good it dissecting how poor some of these massive project were for social and economic returns. The government has already pawned off what little assets it had left like the Port of Melbourne, Snowy Hydro, Lands registry. No wonder it wanted some money off Xi Jinping.

robert2013

How long before the rest of Australia (non NSW and VIC) start calling them out?

Ramjet

Has been called out years ago:
https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/the-yarra-monster-is-killing-us-20100822-13apt.html

However, realistically it will be called out when commodity prices are lower and government revenue sinks. Whilst there is enough money, Melbourne has an inflated sense of self worth, but in several years when it has its hand out for another desalination plant, more infrastructure for its population ponzi my view is that other states will not be as charitable.

DictatorDavid

Westgate tunnel expected to blow out $3.3b. Dan told transurban and builders to go away and work it out. I wouldn’t say a government project blow out is abnormal and pollies just go along with it happily filling their corporate mates pockets. I suspect this time is different.

That rail tunnel will never get built or they’ll run out of money half way and it’ll be like some soviet project that ends up half arsed and not connecting any major suburbs.

Peachy

$3.3b. Dan told transurban and builders to go away and work it out. 

what does that mean?
does it mean that he’s not paying???

DictatorDavid

That was the implication on the presser last week. I’ll see if I can find a link.

DictatorDavid

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-08-09/west-gate-tunnel-project-blows-out-transurban-drops-finish-date/100361908

“Premier Daniel Andrews said the $3.3 billion was not a “settled figure”.

“I’m just about sick and tired of some of the games that are being played here. Transurban came to the government with this project, they chose the builder and they need to get an outcome with their builder,” he said.”

Peachy

We’ll, bugger me.

if they make that stick, I’ll be pretty surprised.

Interestingly, Transurban doesn’t have the option of delivering some substandard/leaky tunnel. Because, if they do, Dan will fck them on their other concessions. Could this really be a situation where Transurban is forced to eat the loss?!

I guess if they can’t shake 2-3b out of Dan now, next best think is to eat the loss and look to recoup it a few years down the track by jacking up the monopoly fees more than they otherwise would have….

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DictatorDavid

They probably will but this is already out there “CityLink tolls will rise by an annual 4.25 per cent from 2019 to 2029 and then in line with inflation, with similar fees on the West Gate Tunnel.”

Peachy

Easy easy money.

4.25% a year is pretty obscene, eh?

DictatorDavid

Should have invested that $6.7b in doge 😉

Ramjet

The amount that TCL will get out of tolls will surely cover that $3.3B. They will have a monopoly on Freeways: tolling those coming in from North, East and West. EZFKA at its finest.

bjw678

4.25% a year is pretty obscene, eh?

That depends, in the 70’s or 80’s it would have been very conservative…

Peachy

Yes, that is true.

must be taken in context, obviously.

Ramjet

Yep, Victoria is well on its way to bankruptcy. Anything within two hours drive to Melbourne is an EZFKA dormitory for people working services jobs. Best example of this Geelong, manufacturing is a distant memory and is largely a cheaper option for housing to commute to Melbourne. The state doesn’t really produce much for export except agriculture products. International students are not an export as many stay.
Most of Australia is subsidising Victoria. Victoria will rely on commonwealth government grants to get these big projects built. They thought they could use Belt and Road money, but fortunately that avenue was shut down.

LostSocialist

The government should just nationalise it and tell the corporations to go and bugger themselves. If he can lock down the entire state nationalising one road that should never have been privatised in the first place is a minor issue.

Ramjet

More than two Dictator Dave. They have level crossing removals, Westgate tunnel, NE Link, Metro Tunnel and Suburban Loop. All have hopeless returns and will run billions over budget. A better option would be to innovate and not run a population ponzi, but I guess that is not the EZFKA way.

Chinese Astroturfer

You basically want to be in a warm climate with plenty of sunshine and a low population density going forward so WA, SA, NT, much of QLD. Tasmania will be a nightmare to live in once they let the virus rip.

Melbourne was great 20 years ago, even before COVID quality of life had plummeted. Now they face rolling lockdowns every winter indefinitely even with 90% vaccination. Could be decades to weed out the oldies, fatties and weaklings with COVID.

emusplatt

bond finance through the state govt. …. then default.

stagmal

and yet they will keep voting lib/lab anyway

nothing will change, the two (three?) party duopoly will go on, the endless cycle will continue unabated

nothing will change

it is the ezfka way

stagmal

kiwikaryn
August 16, 2021 at 7:24 pm
Your kids will all be retarded now.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/aug/12/children-born-during-pandemic-have-lower-iqs-us-study-finds

Winning@Failing

Serious question – you’re tarded aren’t ya? Sperg? Autist? For reals man, you’d have to be

stagmal

Lmao hahahahahahahaha

mate any place anywhere ill fuckin wreck ya

ur gone son

Winning@Failing

Qld, this Saturday, put your money where your mouth is and cross the border while not wearing a mask small town hero lolololololol

stagmal

yea sure ill just rock up in “qld” not like its a fuckin huge state or nothin, specific location or bust

ill meet you in Texas QLD better make sure theres an ambo on the scene bc youre gonna be out fucken cold

Winning@Failing

Nah faggit, you reckon you’re tough enough to disobey the govt rules, meet me in cavill mall gold coast 10 am, in front of hungry jacks.

You won’t show, because you’re scared of the govt lolololol

Did the sperg call hit a nerve?! Lol must be true:

“What do normal humans do in their spare time, I don’t understand…” Stagmal 2021

stagmal

hahahahahahahaha fmd cunt, you are the weirdest cunt here, you know it too. why would you keep showing up to a place ytou hate.

i dont really want to be here either, i have little to nothing to do, i live in a fkn shithole, can’t leave it (due to lockdowns and no job) and cant afford a place elsewhere in a city. whats your excuse?

Peachy

“Misery likes company”

stagmal

trooth, that’s why we’re all here, same with MB crew at MB.

Winning@Failing

Birds of a feather man, I work and do fuck all else. I stopped coming here for a week or two but nsw covid escalated and had to pop in and see how y’all were explaining it away and then stumbles into the stewie mental breakdown, that was some funny shit

stagmal

sounds like your life is phucked, at least you have a job. i have a lot of savings but no job, stuck in shitsville, literally not allowed to leave, nowhere to go anyway. my life took a wrong turn a few years ago and i havent corrected it since.

stagmal

trust me, dubbs is a fuckhole, if you have like an IQ of 95 or you’re just a simple person who wants to raise a family and have a dog and that’s it, no need for anything more interesting/stimulating, country towns are your place. for anyone who wants more, youre phucked if youre from a place like this. weather is godawful too

Winning@Failing

This also brings up something I forgot to ask in the midst of the shit flinging – plenty of threats of violence around here, but how many of you have been a fight as an adult? Genuine query, not sure y’all have considered this isn’t high school anymore and shits gets serious, fast. I get a real vibe that none of you have thrown a real punch in anger in a loooooooooooonnnnng time.

stagmal

i havent actually fought anyone in ages, but i did fight ppl in HS a few times

ive gotten into a few confrontations recently though, a bunch of abo kids threatened me last year and i confronted them and they backed down, but there was no way i was actually gonna fight bc it was 3 on 1

stagmal

i mean idk, fighting people esp as an adult in australia, or even self-defending, is fucking risky, you know this unless you’re genuinely insane. you can be dragged through a magistrates court for self defense here very easily, you wont go to jail but you will have to spend months or even years (thanks to rona) of your life attending frivolous hearings at great expense if you’re not self-defending, it’s not fucking worth it at all.

i take it you have experience with the courts?

Winning@Failing

Damn straight son, my lawyer is a fuckin pimp and paid very handsomely to defend my right to defend myself. Sure, spend a lil bit of time on remand or in the watchouse while the cops play their games, but when he goes to work he gets it done.

I don’t actively pursue fighting/confrontation irl, but I do not back down when situations present themselves and I feel the need to defend myself, you wouldn’t fight 3 on 1 = faggotry.

I seriously think a lot of people need to watch how easily they offer up violence on the internet (me included) it can get dangerous far too quickly. But, if you wanna knuckle up man, I’m down lol

stagmal

mate sounds not worth it, youre absolutely full of shit anyway, no way would you fight 3v1 lol. just a fuckin liar.

im not even being serious lol, i dont want to fight you at all thats stupid, therre sso much that can go wrong in a fight against men and you know it. so easy to hit your head on the ground and youre dead. not even counting the legal risks

Winning@Failing

I’m in complete agreement re the dangers, but I do it, my literal last fight/court case was a 3 vs 1, although one of that 3 was a chick lol. Mig went off on me about that, you don’t recall?

DictatorDavid

Another woman basher. No wonder you and mig are tight 😉

Winning@Failing

I’m a feminist, in a street fight there are no genders.

stagmal

na, what happened tho? genuinely interested tbh

Winning@Failing

Just wandering Brisbane with a gutful of bourbon, in queen street mall and these doomsday Christian evangelists that hang out there all the time and harass people trying to “save” them had these two young birds there preaching at em, the young birds had that trapped but too polite to tell em to fuck off look.

So I wander up, interrupt and tell the crazies maybe the girls aren’t interested. No intention for ruckus, just trying to help out lol.

Young birds say thanks and fuck off instantly lol and then the whole gaggle of zealots descend on me.

One of em, some balding 50 yr old cock, pulls a badge on me and says he’s placing me under arrest, I’m just laughing, grab the badge and tell him to suck a fat bag of dicks, next thing this crazy bitch just attaches her mouth to my hand holding the badge and sinks in like a rabid dog. Old mate baldy starts punching me in the face while screaming “you’re under citizens arrest” and this third scrawny fella is half heartedly punching me in the ear.

They weren’t much chop with the punching but the biting was a real bother. I gave em a chance, warned them I’d defend myself and they kept it up. So I punched em each a few times and they fell down like sacks of potatoes and of course that’s just as the cops came round the corner.

Cops charged me with so much bullshit, my lawyer got the cctv, plea deal for a public nuisance fine, off the video probably could’ve beat the whole charge but why risk it. Paid my $800 fine and stay away from the mall now lol.

The serious question is though, why do we let these zealots preach in the mall? My lawyer says there’s mad ruckus with them every week yet they never get moved on.

As for punching a chick, that insane retard bit a 2cm chunk out of my hand, meh, fuck any human that does that.

DictatorDavid

Ahahahaha fucking christ lmao. That settles it, I’ve definitely got you covered. Fighting street preachers hahaha fuck

Winning@Failing

Ohhhh so much mystery.

“I won’t post my stats”
5 seconds later
“I’m tougher than you”.

Context faggot, last court case and 3 vs 1 was the impetus for that sharing.

Your turn to share.

Ohhh that’s right Dick Dave is trained only fights in gyms. Lololololol

DictatorDavid

Hahahahahahahahahaha

DictatorDavid

ha.

Winning@Failing

What are you then some failed muay thai bro? Boxer that lost at pan pacs that lost to a hard headed samoan?

I find it hard to believe you’re from the streets, you don’t have a brain for corruption and seem obsessed with fighting in gyms

DictatorDavid

Righto. When lockdowns ease up come to Melbourne and we will rent the ring. Let’s see if you go the distance?
Boxing
6’4
110kg but I can get down to 95kg if you want
24w8l2d

Now you?

We can livestream it.

Winning@Failing

What is your obsession with clean fights ya fuckin faggit?

Of course you’d beat me in that instance, no way do I have the cardio or skills, but on the streets bitch, you sure you can replicate your ring skills?

And that reminds me, you’re in vic and so is mig and you pussed out on his offer too. All fuckin talk

DictatorDavid

lol you manlet turd. Want to fight dirty? Cmon come join me in the ring? you can even wear head protection. Mig was just as deranged. Get in the ring with someone refing and then theres no worry about dirty king hits or a brain injury from cracking your head on the concrete.

Winning@Failing

Why would I travel to Melbourne for “sport”. If I’m traveling that far for a fight I’m packing my bags for jail because my intention is not friendly or sporting.

This is why you’re eternally a faggit and a true ezfka unit, you aren’t willing or able to put it all on the line, you see people like me and Mig as deranged because we are willing to put it all on the line (for better or worse).

In reality you’re just a fuckin show pony, you want a ring so you can feel superior by demostrating your superior skills, I want the streets so I can fuckin hurt you because in my “deranged” mind you’re a piece of shit that needs a hurting.

Here’s my stats, 5’9″, 120kg can get to 140kg if I eat enough kfc, fight record: more losses than wins, no fights in a gym, but I’m still alive (that says something).

Stewie

5’9” and 140kgs ROLF

Who are you – Captain Pugwash?

Coming

Lol exactly

doubt this bloke can even jog 50m

bjw678

but I’m still alive (that says something).

Mostly it says you live in a civilized country, despite your alcohol induced brain damage.
If you tried your shit in a third world country you would have been dead long ago. Even in the US you’d probably be shot by now.

Winning@Failing

Best bit about all of this is until lockdowns end we won’t know who is all talk and isn’t lol. I feel like y’all are hiding behind that. I have no qualms in meeting up and settling scores, funniest bit being last time this was breached with Dick Dave he would only do it in a gym, what a faggit lol.

robert2013

rock paper scissors can be done via video if you ensure each side has the same latency….or how about death match on blood gulch?

DictatorDavid

Tell me more about how much of a sick cunt you are. You’re such a fucking hypocrite, if you looked in the mirror you’d see you’re just the same as the shit that you spout and it’s hilarious.

I think it’s funny because you know nothing about me, my stats or history. I don’t need to talk myself up but I’m quietly confident that I’m pretty safe.

Winning@Failing

Ain’t that the beauty of the internet, you can duck and hide and make out like I’m lying, meh, no skin off my nose.

I post under the same name here and MB and all y’all (maybe not all) openly admit to trolling under multiple handles. Who’s lying….

DictatorDavid

I’ve been completely open that I’ve never paid for MB for nearly 10 years. Why would I when I can sign up for free and the fact they’ve never got it right. Haven’t made a fake account on here though… have you?

Winning@Failing

Nah man, not my shtyle.

Winning@Failing

Cmon man, it’s the internet, make up your best fight story. You can even post it at MB under ANOTHER assumed and unacknowleged handle lolololol.

Winning@Failing

Lol cunt, you have no fuckin idea.

stagmal

bzzt, wrong, but nice cop out. its not likely, but it is possible, and not worth it at all.

so how many times have the coppas chucked you in the back of a paddywagon bc you seem unhinged af. ever been to jail?

Winning@Failing

See above

ThePensum

news.com.au – cancer patient found covid positive.

If you had cancer would you really gaf?

Plug Meister

Might be a quicker solution than trying to navigate the VAD laws

Ramjet

Serious question: who to vote for in the 2022 election?
Labor/LNP are career politicians who never held a real job essentially two sides of the same coin
Greens and Animal Justice are essentially the same and are loopy communists pretending to care about the environment
Fiona Patten wants to make Melbourne the new Portland
Ess Ay Pee want to be NIMBY with a mathematically precise immigration number, but don’t want to offend anyone in the process

Really, what is left? We pretty much know that Labor has it in the bag, so the EZFKA settings will largely be unchanged. I guess we have to look forward to endless construction and 4% population growth 😞

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PHON

The90kwbeast

What has Pauline done for immigration in 20 years… She’s controlled opposition

Stewie

Yup – Jackie Lambie has done more for ordinary Australians than Pauline.

bjw678

PHON won’t run enough candidates to have any real power, even if every person who could vote for them did.

The90kwbeast

You have to conclude at this point our representative democracy isn’t really working so it doesn’t matter who you vote for you, the outcome is still mostly the same. Just donkey vote, at least for the lower house.

Allan

@SamanthaRatnam, @FionaPattenMLC, and @AndyMeddickMP are the three who are complicit in the Victorian debacle.
They allow Dan to be funded and allow this “emergency” legislation to be passed.