A Melbourne man who voted for Dan Andrews has expressed his regret while watching the latest press conference on TV, where Andrews labelled behaviour of people in Richmond and Caufield as “shitty choices.”
Robbo, 27, expressed his remorse from his couch, at electing a career bureaucrat drunk on power who is essentially ushering in “Weimar Victoria by name and reputation.”
“Well it was really a shit choice. Perhaps I should have realised the ALP walked out on the working class 30 years ago, rather than listening to 20 year old social media marketers with no life experience and middle-class types with safe jobs wanking on about how they stand with Dan,” Rob said.
“The state has collapsed, so I guess I learned my lesson. The Victorian LNP are a shitshow as well, so not much choice there.”
Rob later said he’ll be voting for minor parties, but Fiona Patten, Animal Justice Party and the Greens would be an “equally shitty choice.”