A man in the EZFKA city of Melbourne has stated that he’d much prefer to wait for Pfizer’s vaccine and Myocarditis, rather than risk it with blood clots from the Astra Zeneca.
Drawing inspiration from Newscorp journalist Georgie Parker earlier in the week, David O’Reilly, 56, from Malvern said that he was not going to take what he believed was an inferior vaccine and respectively, inferior side effects.
“Listen mate, I want that Pfizer jab. I’m not a pleb, Myocarditis is a much longer-term side effect that I can milk for sympathy and attention. That’s why most Australians are getting their jab isn’t it, apart from the naïve hope they’ll get their freedoms back?” David said.
David said he planned to post the hospital photo on social media along with the usual self-pity daily updates, about how his stupid decision wasn’t his fault.
“Bring on the Antibody Dependent Enhancement and six-month booster shots.”