Timbo 
Thousands of Australians have spent ANZAC ay 2022 vividly recalling how they disgraced those who gave the ultimate sacrifice during COVID.
Marles later said he and the rest of the ALP front bench were relishing opportunities to fuck up in the absence of Albo’s fuck ups.
The study, done by the Lose the Unloseable Institute has found that ALP figureheads tend to test positive whenever under public scrutiny, with leader Anthony Albanese the latest victim.
The PM hopeful tested positive last night and will be off the campaign trail for a week, depending on “how much of a pussy he’s feeling like later in the week.”
The first player dying on the field may escalate things. The real story is it’s taken sportsball idolatry to get this issue mainstream in EZFKA.
The first wave of Yoga Instructors are expected to commence driving Uber and fucking up deliveries for Australia Post in the next few months.
“How good is a curry and offshoring an Australian job to India? It only tastes better when you’re bringing Indians onshore to take Australian jobs,” Morrison said in a Facebook post.
This is just going to get worse but was entirely predictable based on other athletes dropping like flies in the northern hemisphere.
Petrol and food going up? Just throw some crickets on the barby mate!
Greens in blue ties are now running the LNP in Victoria and everywhere else it seems.
The Melbourne CBD – globalist shithole capital of the southern hemisphere.
Albanese said he will be scheduling more photo ops in the coming weeks and vowed ‘if Scomo doesn’t hold a shovel then I sure as hell won’t be getting my boots muddy.’
The SES has declined to comment on the matter, but is believed to be introducing a policy to ban anyone who is not triple vaccinated from saving lives.
Albanese will be touring the flood affected areas with Tim Flannery lecturing residents about climate change.
Defence Minister Peter Dutton and Home Affairs Minister Karen Andrews made the announcement of total firearm confiscations in a joint press conference, to show they were serious about protecting Australia.
EZFKAFL CEO Gillon MacLachlan has rejected claims that the move was purely to head off embarrassing on-field collapses unrelated to mandates and purely about reducing carbon emissions.
As it stands we now have the media planting the idea of cyber attacks as part of the conflict, which is an amazing coincidence because this is just what the World Economic Forum was war gaming just last year.
Migrants from India and Nepal have blasted the EZFKA government as being selfish to it’s own citizens, and have demanded more opportunities for visa holders to take Australian jobs and drive wages down further.
Albanese has also stated that the freezing of accounts will also apply to savers, union members and those who don’t own at least one investment property.
The report, released today by the Bread and Circus Institute, showed that the science demonstrated the re-opening of the border was to facilitate sportsball beginning in the second week of March, at the expense of everyone else.
The report, released today by the For Thee Not Mee Institute, showed that the majority of EZFKA’s prominent climate activists are just insufferable fuckwits that want to pass the cost of their own lives and vanity on to the working class.
Mike Harrison, from Penrith, says the sheer number of WEF candidates on offer at the federal election made it a tougher choice than usual.
The last two years we’ve seen a lot of independent media and personalities spring up in response to the growing tyrannical behaviour of the Australian ruling class. Some of them good, some of them average, some of them just blatant grifters and provocateurs.
The announcement comes after outcry at Police entering a church to enforce mandates surfaced last week, sparking condemnation. WA Police confirmed that the strategy was only targeted at white people, deemed as the most problematic.
McManus also vowed to divert union fees on gender equality and other woke causes until May.
After the Red Shirts scandal was referred to IBAC, a new counter-inquiry was immediately launched by the Andrews government. The terms of reference will also include anyone who didn’t vote for the Greens, Animal Justice or Reason Party, with public shaming, burnings and inquisitions to commence next week.
The research, conducted by the Who Gives A Fuck Institute, clearly showed that most of the EZFKA public couldn’t give a shit and that the National Press Club stunt was overwhelmingly deemed a ‘self-aggrandizing wank.’
After Scott Morrison was slammed for not knowing the price of bread and milk last week, Albanese was taken to task on not knowing the price of a parental visa when he intends to import at least 200,000 Indian grandmothers from the subcontinent this year under the Free Trade Agreement if elected.
Morrison clarified that the policy was the brainchild of chief advisor Yaron Finkelstein and that any form of advertisement featuring white people would be banned. The law had a particular focus on white couples.
The Israeli provocateur says he stood ready to turn peaceful protest on it’s head and instigate violence while hiding behind his bodyguard, as the Convoy to Canberra arrives in the nation’s capital.
