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Australians celebrate ANZAC Day by recalling how they pussied out and bent the knee to globalist tyranny the past two years

April 25, 2022 by Timbo

Thousands of Australians have spent ANZAC ay 2022 vividly recalling how they disgraced those who gave the ultimate sacrifice during COVID.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 19 Comments

Labor deny plans to introduce a carbon tax, confirm plans to introduce “I can’t believe it’s not a carbon tax”

April 25, 2022 by Timbo

Marles later said he and the rest of the ALP front bench were relishing opportunities to fuck up in the absence of Albo’s fuck ups.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 3 Comments

Study finds direct correlation between positive COVID tests and ALP leaders being pussies

April 22, 2022 by Timbo

The study, done by the Lose the Unloseable Institute has found that ALP figureheads tend to test positive whenever under public scrutiny, with leader Anthony Albanese the latest victim.

Categories Satire Tags COVID, Satire 29 Comments

Albanese in isolation after testing positive for elevated levels of oestrogen

April 21, 2022 by Timbo

The PM hopeful tested positive last night and will be off the campaign trail for a week, depending on “how much of a pussy he’s feeling like later in the week.”

Categories Satire Tags Satire 28 Comments

Yet another AFL player has heart issues

April 12, 2022 by Timbo

The first player dying on the field may escalate things. The real story is it’s taken sportsball idolatry to get this issue mainstream in EZFKA.

Categories Uncategorized Tags Australian Politics, COVID, Vaccines 7 Comments

Bikram looking forward to preying on women again after Australia announces new Indian Yoga Instructor Visa

April 11, 2022 by Timbo

The first wave of Yoga Instructors are expected to commence driving Uber and fucking up deliveries for Australia Post in the next few months.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 29 Comments

Scomo cooks curry to celebrate selling out Australian working class to India

April 10, 2022 by Timbo

“How good is a curry and offshoring an Australian job to India? It only tastes better when you’re bringing Indians onshore to take Australian jobs,” Morrison said in a Facebook post.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 8 Comments

EZFKA was right again – AFL players should lawyer up as another player goes down with heart issues

April 10, 2022 by Timbo

This is just going to get worse but was entirely predictable based on other athletes dropping like flies in the northern hemisphere.

Categories Uncategorized Tags Australian Politics, COVID, Victoria 22 Comments

“Let them eat bugs” – WEF stooge Mike Cannon-Brookes goes mask off

April 7, 2022 by Timbo

Petrol and food going up? Just throw some crickets on the barby mate!

Categories Uncategorized Tags Australian Politics, Economy, Great Reset, World Economic Forum 14 Comments

WA 2.0: The Victorian Liberal Party are deliberately trying to lose the 2022 state election

March 10, 2022 by Timbo

Greens in blue ties are now running the LNP in Victoria and everywhere else it seems.

Categories Uncategorized Tags Australian Politics, LNP, Victoria, Victorian State Election, World Economic Forum 16 Comments

Fuck the Melbourne CBD – Let it die

March 9, 2022 by Timbo

The Melbourne CBD – globalist shithole capital of the southern hemisphere.

Categories Uncategorized Tags Australian Politics, Australian Property, Immigration, Opinion, Victoria 34 Comments

Lismore man who lost everything in floods thanks Albo for sending thoughts and prayers from Mardi Gras

March 7, 2022 by Timbo

Albanese said he will be scheduling more photo ops in the coming weeks and vowed ‘if Scomo doesn’t hold a shovel then I sure as hell won’t be getting my boots muddy.’

Categories Satire Tags Satire 39 Comments

Lismore man drowns in flood water after refusing rescue from unvaccinated SES volunteer

March 2, 2022 by Timbo

The SES has declined to comment on the matter, but is believed to be introducing a policy to ban anyone who is not triple vaccinated from saving lives.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 60 Comments

Albanese finally arrives in flood affected Queensland after finding a woman to hold his umbrella for him

March 2, 2022 by Timbo

Albanese will be touring the flood affected areas with Tim Flannery lecturing residents about climate change.

Categories Uncategorized Tags Satire 5 Comments

Australia to stand-up to China by confiscating remaining civilian firearms and shipping them to the Ukraine

March 1, 2022 by Timbo

Defence Minister Peter Dutton and Home Affairs Minister Karen Andrews made the announcement of total firearm confiscations in a joint press conference, to show they were serious about protecting Australia.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 68 Comments

AFL umpires to wear defibrillators for 2022 season to fight climate change

March 1, 2022 by Timbo

EZFKAFL CEO Gillon MacLachlan has rejected claims that the move was purely to head off embarrassing on-field collapses unrelated to mandates and purely about reducing carbon emissions.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 15 Comments

Australia needs to brace for Schwabbian cyberattacks, CBDC’s and Digital ID’s

February 28, 2022 by Timbo

As it stands we now have the media planting the idea of cyber attacks as part of the conflict, which is an amazing coincidence because this is just what the World Economic Forum was war gaming just last year.

Categories Uncategorized Tags Australian Politics, Economy, Ukraine 64 Comments

As borders re-open, migrants and international students outraged there aren’t as many jobs to take from Australians

February 25, 2022 by Timbo

Migrants from India and Nepal have blasted the EZFKA government as being selfish to it’s own citizens, and have demanded more opportunities for visa holders to take Australian jobs and drive wages down further.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 8 Comments

Albanese promises to freeze bank accounts of those who don’t vote for the ALP at the next election

February 25, 2022 by Timbo

Albanese has also stated that the freezing of accounts will also apply to savers, union members and those who don’t own at least one investment property.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 16 Comments

New research shows direct correlation between WA border re-opening and AFL season starting

February 22, 2022 by Timbo

The report, released today by the Bread and Circus Institute, showed that the science demonstrated the re-opening of the border was to facilitate sportsball beginning in the second week of March, at the expense of everyone else.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 6 Comments

Study finds Australian climate activists really just rich fuckwits wanting to spend other people’s money

February 22, 2022 by Timbo

The report, released today by the For Thee Not Mee Institute, showed that the majority of EZFKA’s prominent climate activists are just insufferable fuckwits that want to pass the cost of their own lives and vanity on to the working class.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 24 Comments

Australian man undecided as to which World Economic Forum stooge to vote for at federal election

February 22, 2022 by Timbo

Mike Harrison, from Penrith, says the sheer number of WEF candidates on offer at the federal election made it a tougher choice than usual.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 16 Comments

Aussie Cossack gets called out at protest

February 13, 2022 by Timbo

The last two years we’ve seen a lot of independent media and personalities spring up in response to the growing tyrannical behaviour of the Australian ruling class. Some of them good, some of them average, some of them just blatant grifters and provocateurs.

Categories Uncategorized Tags Australian Politics, Opinion 22 Comments

WA Police confirm they won’t be enforcing mask mandates at synagogues, mosques or freemason lodges

February 11, 2022 by Timbo

The announcement comes after outcry at Police entering a church to enforce mandates surfaced last week, sparking condemnation. WA Police confirmed that the strategy was only targeted at white people, deemed as the most problematic.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 14 Comments

Sally McManus vows to oppose mass immigration until the federal election is over

February 10, 2022 by Timbo

McManus also vowed to divert union fees on gender equality and other woke causes until May.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 21 Comments

Victorian Government refers everyone who didn’t vote for the ALP to IBAC

February 10, 2022 by Timbo

After the Red Shirts scandal was referred to IBAC, a new counter-inquiry was immediately launched by the Andrews government. The terms of reference will also include anyone who didn’t vote for the Greens, Animal Justice or Reason Party, with public shaming, burnings and inquisitions to commence next week.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 8 Comments

Research finds no-one gives a fuck about Brittany Higgins and Grace Tame outside of Twitter

February 9, 2022 by Timbo

The research, conducted by the Who Gives A Fuck Institute, clearly showed that most of the EZFKA public couldn’t give a shit and that the National Press Club stunt was overwhelmingly deemed a ‘self-aggrandizing wank.’

Categories Satire Tags Satire 39 Comments

Anthony Albanese slammed for not knowing the price of an Indian grandmother visa

February 7, 2022 by Timbo

After Scott Morrison was slammed for not knowing the price of bread and milk last week, Albanese was taken to task on not knowing the price of a parental visa when he intends to import at least 200,000 Indian grandmothers from the subcontinent this year under the Free Trade Agreement if elected.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 23 Comments

Bipartisan legislation introduced to ban white Australians from appearing in any form of advertising

February 4, 2022 by Timbo

Morrison clarified that the policy was the brainchild of chief advisor Yaron Finkelstein and that any form of advertisement featuring white people would be banned. The law had a particular focus on white couples.

Categories Uncategorized Tags Satire 29 Comments

Avi Yemeni looking forward to another weekend of collaborating with police to instigate violence and undermine protests in Canberra

February 4, 2022 by Timbo

The Israeli provocateur says he stood ready to turn peaceful protest on it’s head and instigate violence while hiding behind his bodyguard, as the Convoy to Canberra arrives in the nation’s capital.

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