WA Premier Mark McGowan has locked down WA again, after evidence the Delta Echo Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Super Mega Purple Monkey Dishwasher has been discovered in a wastewater treatment plant.
The discovery was made last night and has resulted in the entire state being locked down, with restrictions happening from tonight.
McGowan said the discovery was timely and vital to protecting the state.
“It’s the perfect place for this kind of variant to be found, right in among a whole bunch of shit. It’s also the place I get the inspiration for my daily press conferences and leadership in general,” McGowan said.
McGowan thanked the public for their understanding.
“The WA public have proven themselves to be a bunch of knuckle-dragging dumb shits who are frightened of their own shadow, so I thank them for their subservience and for also allowing me to destroy the middle class over a cold. President Xi also thanks you.”