Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has unveiled a new season of Drag Queen Story Time to be rolled out across Australia, until everyone ‘shuts the fuck up’ about insane levels of immigration.
The PM expressed his concern that too many people are pissed off about the country being invaded through the front door, and that distractions galore are needed to diffuse an escalating situation.
“I’m pleased to announce drag queen story time will continue nationally, until the anger towards record immigration subsides somewhat,”Albanese said.
“The usual cries of racist and bullshit slogans about multiculturalism don’t appear to be working anymore, so we’ll have to take extreme measures to get as many paedophiles in dresses in front of children as possible.”
Albanese said it was ‘really last ditch stuff’ but remained confident that the outrage surrounding this would fill the void usually occupied by sportsball and talk of property prices.
“Thank god the average Australian doesn’t know about the Weimar Republic and who was behind it, otherwise we’d have been in deep shit ages ago.”
Immigration Minister Andrew Giles has also volunteered to put a dress on, to ‘ábsolutely no-one’s suprise in cabinet’ according to Albo.