Testing sites all across EZFKA are currently being inundated with hypochondriacs being tested for COVID19, even if they have no symptoms.
Some sites are reporting wait times up to 5 or 6 hours, with others turning people away.
NSW resident John, on holiday in Queensland, described the scene.
“What could be more scientific than standing in line for 5 hours with thousands of other people to get tested for something that could possibly be spread in that line?” John said.
‘I’m so glad I complied with everything the last two years. Now I have to wait in line for hours in the searing Cairns heat and humidity just so I can move within my own country.”
Pfizer has announced they are currently in talks with Prime Minister Scott Morrison for supplying more Raid Antigen Tests.