EZFKA PM Scott Morrison and Greens’ leader Adam Bandt have announced a historic merger after realising their open borders, employment and climate policies are identical.
The two parties announced the merger at the climate conference in Glasgow this morning, right after the LNP and ALP merged last month. It is also believed “The New Liberals” will be joining the coalition after having indistinguishable policies.
Morrison said that his insane climate-zero policies is what won Bandt over.
“This is a historic moment in Australia politics and should make it clear that there was never any choice to begin with,” Morrison said.
“It’s great to see team blue, red, green and dark green combine to become some sort of greyish sludge that is typical of Canberra and most wastewater treatment plants.”
“We’ll get right to the business of economic suicide of a first world nation as soon as I return.”
Morrison and Bandt are both believed to be working on a ‘climate refugees’ policy, which will allow unlimited migration from China and India on the basis of climate change.