The new ‘National Resilience Centre’ being built in the EZFKA region of Victoria will have several key design elements featured as construction commences.
Modelled ‘in the true spirit of Bolshevism’ the facility will have armed guards, towers, razor wire and a ‘world class execution pit’ that will be able to process several political dissidents a day.
Premier Daniel Andrews hailed the design as a world first and said it was one of the few positives coming out of the failed Belt and Road Initiative.
“Our motto all along has been get the experimental shot or take the lead one, and finally we will be able to open a place where we can get that done,” Andrews said.
“We need to Build Back Better by Burning Bodies Better.”
The first political prisoners are due to be rounded up in December, with CCP President Xi Jinping understood to be the first ‘executioner of honour’ when it opens.