EZFKA’s two major parties, Liberal and Labor, have completed an official merger this morning after no Australian voters can tell the difference between them.
Prime Minister Scott Morrison and Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese made a joint announcement this morning, unveiling the new Laboral Party as a ‘new era’ for Australia.
“If it’s high debt, high immigration and housing – we have you covered. There’s no real need to continue the pretense that there is a difference anymore,” Morrison said.
“As WA has shown, a one-party state is completely achievable in this country.”
President Xi Jinping welcomed the move and is in talks to merge Australia with China at earliest convenience.