Carpenters in the EZFKA region of Victoria are reporting overwhelming business inquiries for front door stair installation, after Premier Daniel Andrews threatened to ‘not hesitate’ about going ‘door to door’ to enforce vaccinations.
The Premier made several passive aggressive threats in a press conference on Friday, saying he would not hesitate going door to door to enforce restrictions.
“Mate, I’ve got six months’ worth of work just like that. It seems there’s more than a few small business owners that would love him to pay a visit,” carpenter Johnno Johnnoson said.
“We all know the cowardly cunt is going to hide behind Victoria Police and claim credit for it like the emasculated career bureaucrat he is, but who cares? EZFKA demands profits and I’ll take the new stair construction business gladly.”
Bunnings and Mitre 10 have also reported that sales of grease and other liquids have sold out in response to Andrews’ threat.
The Premier has yet to respond.