Residents in the EZFKA city of Sydney have launched Operation Go Fuck Yourself, in response to NSW Government’s Operation Stay at Home and threats of fines and arrests.
The operation has been launched in response to the NSW Government’s mask off declaration that none of what was happening was in response to public health, and that some unelected bureaucrat on six figures had the ultimate authority.
“We’ve shown that rule by unelected bureaucrat for the last 18 months is the way forward, so why the fuck are they whinging for? This is EZFKA,” an enraged NSW Police Commissioner Mick Fuller told a press conference.
Fuller denied accusations that the increase in ADF troop numbers was just a blatant escalation of the Operation Lockstep acclimatisation process and that he was preparing the public for overt martial law.
“Mate, they’re helping the elderly with food alright? It’s no different carrying a tray of food to carrying a loaded EF88, which will commence shortly,” Fuller said.
Residents have vowed to keep their small businesses open and continue going to work as the lockdown takes effect tonight, at least that’s what they claimed they’d do on social media while watching Netflix after the footy, a report said.