Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has announced that the upcoming quarantine facility to be built outside Melbourne, will be named “Glorious Linfox Centre For COVID Re-Education Through Hard Labour”
The deal comes as lockdowns rage throughout Australia. The new facility will house “anti-vaxxers, returning citizens and anyone having political opinions not reflective of a fair, diverse and honest society.” A ribbon-cutting ceremony is set to be undertaken by Chinese President Xi Jinping later this year.
Construction has already commenced on the facility and is due to open by December.
“Melbourne has long been a testing ground for globalists as the population here are generally demoralised, submissive idiots. We can get away with this by claiming it’s quarantine, not two weeks in prison for having a suspected mild cold from a dodgy test, symptoms or not,” Premier Daniel Andrews told a media scrum.
Further details will be released, but it is believed that no stairs will be constructed inside the facility at the request of the Premier.