Residents of the EZFKA state of Victoria have started moving en masse to North Korea in a bid to escape continual lockdowns and arbitrary restrictions from COVID regulations.
Melbourne in particular has experienced a mass exodus of former residents heading for North Korea, who have stated that they are hoping to experience some freedom and less government interference in their lives.
Google also says it’s Australian search reports for real estate in Pyongyang have gone up 500% since the end of 2020.
“It’s a great time to buy an investment property in Pyongyang. Property only ever goes up mate! Get in quick! FOMO!” North Korean state housing minister Ban Yoon Park said.
Acting Premier James Merlino stated that this was a massive over reaction and he was not worried about the totalitarian Police state he was implementing.
“It’s a reversal of the mass immigration ponzi scheme we’ve seen into Victoria the last 15 years, but I think it’s a way overblown reaction from some of these people,” Merlino said.
“Let’s be frank, we had to get those vaccination rates up somehow and the best way to do that was make people beg for it through another lockdown. EZFKA units are world renown for their submissiveness, so I expect both cheeks will be well and truly spread for a COVID anal swab or two by the time this lockdown is over.”
Merlino re-affirmed Melbourne’s global city status was not under threat.
“Melbourne is still the world’s most liveable third world city and that just means we’ll have to lobby harder to get more third world migrants to replace those legacy citizens that have left.”