“Keep the borders open with India” says party still unsure why they lost 2019 federal election

The ALP has criticised the Morrison government for it’s temporary COVID travel ban with India, saying “it’s a racist, gross violation of human rights.”

Anthony Albanese and Bill Shorten have both made statements in the last week opposing the bans originating from India to the Economic Zone Formerly Known As Australia, despite mass public support and both originally supporting the ban.

In the face of immense public blowback, Albanese remained defiant.

“Yeh we got blown the fuck out at the last federal election partly for the family reunion visa brainfart which we swept under the rug, but that’s besides the point,” Albanese said.

“We’ve got MP’s in marginal electorates’ with migrants in them like Julian Hill, so we have bigger things to think about. We abandoned the working class in the 90’s so we have to be mindful of who we’re banning, that being our long-term future voters.”

Albanese said he won’t be walking back the comments and said that he was just disappointed that Australia didn’t have a land border like the United States “that we could let thousands of COVID refugees in from.”

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Agent 47

Genuinely Lold.

This is weapons grade satire Timbo. Keep it coming!

Stewie

“Albanese said he won’t be walking back the comments and said that he was just disappointed that Australia didn’t have a land border like the United States “that we could let thousands of COVID refugees in from.”

😂😂😂 Pure gold!! 😂😂😂

Miguel de Sousa

Husband of whoever is so cucked you can’t even call the motherfucker faggot cause he only suck dick when wifey let him.

Like Stewie

Miguel de Sousa

Motherfucker I’ll call truce if we can go back to bashing boomers.

You can do all the rituals you want I ain’t even gonna trip

Peachy

Yes, please. That is such a good idea.

Stewie

You want a truce?

Don’t talk to me.
Don’t @ me.
Don’t interrupt any conversation I’m having with anyone else.
Leave me the fuck alone.

If you want a truce everything I say is invisible to you.

Other than that you can spray you mindless jizz everywhere else for all the fucks I give.

Miguel de Sousa

Did I mention MoMo is a worthless ass cumstain looking motherfucker?

Miguel de Sousa

Cum rocket at me

Peachy

It’s mean to taunt me like that.

stagmal

how much more popular would the LNP be if they closed the borders with india despite there being no covid

does absolutely anybody like indian migrants (including other indian migrants)?

Agent 47

Apart from comparatively disproportionate levels of sexual assault, poor treatment of women, caste system, dowry abuse, forced marriage, poor hygiene, dangerous driving, nepotism what’s not to love? It’s EZFKA mate! Social costs are for plebs, debt and cheap labour for everyone!

The LNP are currently bending the knee to the #metoo brigade whileat the same time mass importing males from the worst country on earth to be a woman on, so a ban would put make them consistent at least.

Macro Cuck

DLS and Chris Becker were quick to remove my posts about Biden killing 700 people per day, and 170k people since the inauguration, Biden being great for illegal immigrants and cartels that control the Mexican border.

I don’t know why they get so touchy about any criticism of Biden. It would be weird if they got upset about criticism of an Australian politician, let alone one on the other side of the world.

I suppose these impulsive, emotional displays are why the Macroboys are such bad traders.

Total inability to keep emotions and ego out of their decision making.

Miguel de Sousa

Yeah fuck those cunts

Ramjet

DLS and Becker can’t handle anyone having a different opinion. The site has become an echo chamber of crashniks and doomsayers. How this will direct traffic to their funds management, I am not sure especially given DLS’s treatment of anyone with differing opinions. In fact that probably applies to 95% of the commenters on the site. That Mathias idiot kept posting endless links to comments that I made.

Miguel de Sousa

Sleep with dogs motherfucker

Miguel de Sousa

I done you proud, dawg

Peachy

The Mathias person is a pitiable sycophant.

ive read a few of his posts that are full of adulation and soppy “amen”s. Pitiable.

Peachy

How’s he killing 700 per day?

Miguel de Sousa

Worldometers.info

Miguel de Sousa

He ain’t wrong

Macro Cuck

I’m using the same logic the left employed from February 2020 to January 2021.

Peachy

Which is what? I don’t make a habit of following that stuff.

Miguel de Sousa

Don’t take it up. Let it go.

Peachy

Gone, my child.

Macro Cuck

The White House does not need to let another 200k Americans die. It can use lockdowns and contact tracing to fend off the illness until vaccines arrive. The Republicans can get another fiscal deal done to enable such and prevent economic devastation. On both counts, failure is a choice.
In short, it is not so much El Trumpo that is exacting his revenge as it is the entire Republican Party that is doing so. Its final act in power is to leave as much human devastation in its wake as it can by dropping a virus daisy-cutter into the heart of Americana for Democracts to have to clean up.
It will have its revenge.

https://www.macrobusiness.com.au/2020/10/drink-the-kook-aid-el-trumpo-exacts-his-final-revenge/

170k are dead because of Biden’s refusal to lock down and use contact tracing to eliminate COVID.

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Miguel de Sousa

🤘

Peachy

Ahhhh, gotcha, thanks. Nice one.

in the fine tradition of one-eyed partisan commentary.

When we do it, it’s intelligence gathering; when they do it, it is spying; etc.

Miguel de Sousa

Yup

Stewie

Yup – honestly it was the blatant intellectual dishonesty the DLS engaged in with the way he carried on about Trump being responsible for killing hundreds of thousands of Americans that really made me start questioning the objectivity of MB.

I made many points that on a deaths per million basis, the US was doing just about as well as every other nation that had been heavily seeded with WuFlu at the beginning of the outbreak.

Instead DLS carried on as though it was Trump who was personally responsible, when its subsequently been revealed that much of the deaths were the direct response of local Democrat Govenors, like Cumo, playing politics. But when it comes to criticising Biden – crickets.

Same with his obsession on how great Biden’s stimulus package is. I said at the outset of Biden’s presidency that I expected the US economy and particularly corporate profits to boom, while the wages boom will fail to eventuate as they will end up being crushed by a flood of Democrat ideological immigration and that the supposed Tax reform that will see Billionaires taxed will be still born, as Democrat Congressmen and Senators remember who butters their bread.

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Ramjet

Is anyone else happy that Michael Slater is stuck over in India?

Miguel de Sousa

Wishing it was Thorpe

Gouda

Isn’t he in the fckn Maldives? The struggle is real!

Ramjet

Yes, he is. Flew out of India to the Maldives. Still can’t come home though

Miguel de Sousa

Mutatis mutadis

Cause I know y’all smart and shit

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Miguel de Sousa

Trust in my
Self rigthous
Homile slice

Miguel de Sousa

Woke up!
Why did you leave you Rage up
On the abctubes? You wanted to

robert2013

How come people in parliament always wear suits? I mean, why? Anyone would think they were real estate agents.

Anton Fourie

That is because they are, everything is for sale in EZFKA

Peachy

Good hypothesis!

it is quite true, in my experience, that people will often use clothing to create in their prey an expectation of credibility or trustworthiness

harry

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Peachy

Who is this guy? I want to give him my money!

Peachy

Ohhh, that dude?!

good bloke. Doing his thing to keep the mortgages, lifeblood of the EZFKA, pumping.

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harry

It’s my thesis there is a certain psychopath sports-manager body shape and they all shop at the same clothes shop
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Gouda

With pics like this it’s no wonder Reusa stays away from here :p

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Totes

Labor even omitted immigration and parental visas from their election loss review.

Saving Plibersek etal seats is more important than the party.

Ramjet

Plibersek represents Labor and its supporters. Labor now represents the management class. Labor lost the support of the less educated ie working class. Yet all their supporters on Twitter were celebrating this fact. So much for a party that used to represent workers.

bjw678

*claim to represent workers.

Although far more then than it does now, but you can say the same about the libs with about the same truthfullness.
Both parties move together and always have.
1970’s labor and libs have more in common policy wise with each other than either does with its modern counterpart.

Totes

Libs always were the business and wealthy party.

Plebs no longer have a party. That’s what’s changed.

Ideal for the elites to get everything they want, at the expense of the plebs.

Labor are a special kind of evil treasonous scum.

bjw678

He initially maintained Whitlam’s levels of tax and spending, but real per-person tax and spending soon began to increase. He did manage to rein in inflation, which had soared under Whitlam

practised Keynesian economics during his time as Prime Minister,  in part demonstrated by running budget deficits throughout his term as Prime Minister

 he did not carry out the radically conservative program that his political enemies had predicted, and that some of his followers wanted.

Government adopted a formal policy for “a humanitarian commitment to admit refugees for resettlement”

a firm supporter of multiculturalism and established a government-funded multilingual radio and television network, the Special Broadcasting Service (SBS), 

legislated to give Indigenous Australians control of their traditional lands in the Northern Territory

So who is this describing? From which party?

Ramjet

Labor embraced neoliberalism so they have commonality with the LNP. Only difference is Labor has fully embraced wokeness whereas the LNP hasn’t. Given Labor’s primary vote is declining they will probably have to merge with another party.

Totes

Outside Sydney and Melbourne, Labor are like poison. Can’t see another party going near them.