Organised crime groups across New Zealand have lodged their support for Jacinda Ardern’s ban on tobacco products.
The ban, announced last week, has been heralded as a complete breakthrough for organised crime groups across NZ and their bottom lines.
“Tobacco bans have been such a smashing success in Australia and the public health bureaucrats there have really led the way. If 1930’s USA was any indication then it should be a complete success here too,” a spokesperson said.
‘We agree with Jacina that it’s all about empathy and compassion and no unintended, historically documented consequences.’
OMCG groups have reportedly already begun investing in shipping containers despite a global shortage.