Chief Health Officers in respective EZFKA states have been announced as headline acts for the 2022 Melbourne International Comedy Festival.
The 2022 event, sponsored by Pfizer, will feature the best of Australia’s material from daily press conferences performed live.
“It’s been non-stop comedy gold every day at 11am, so we thought why don’t we ask them to put that in a 90-minute slot?” MICF President John Simpleton said.
“It can’t be any worse than the insufferably mediocre, centre-left comedians we have every year making the same ScottyFromMarketing jokes.”
Jeanette Young and Nicola Spurrier have also announced a series of dates, with Spurrier’s standing-room only show alleged to have an “don’t touch the seats or you’ll get COVID” mandate.