Daniel Andrews sets 70% as target for next move of goalposts

EZFKA’s Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has set a target of 70% vaccination, before he moves the goalposts for a lift of lockdowns again.

Andrews made clear that battered wife syndrome was the only way forward for Victorians.

“When we get to that stage, I’ll be announcing what goalposts we’ll be shifting and what freedoms will be made dependent on what booster shots are available at the time and then changing them a week later,” Andrews said.

“We’re all in this together, but you’re all in this forever.”

Andrews vowed to announce the next phase of the Stanford Prison Experiment by the end of the week.

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Martin Donohoe

Raf Epstein…..???? Oy vey!