EZFKA Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced he will be looking to an influx of Afghani refugees to fill critical skill shortages for doctors and engineers down under.
A wave of LNP members of parliament and Sky News gatekeepers have begun lobbying for the mass importation of Afghanis, citing critical skills shortages in engineering and medicine where the wage floor isn’t low enough already.
Morrison was unapologetic about the proposal and re-iterated that moving further to the left of Labor was crucial for re-election.
“EZFKA has repeatedly shown the best way for a first world country to advance is to mass import third world standards and let the public wear the socioeconomic risks and costs. Medicine and engineering are two Australian industries that can immensely benefit from massively inferior skill levels and pay floors,” Morrison said.
“The current situation with lockdown in Western Sydney is a great testament to the social cohesion of resettlement of large numbers of people from foreign cultures. I’m sure NSW Police will agree.”
Morrison stated he would look to expedite the processing of visas exclusively for males aged 18-40, because it was all about “looking after women and children.”
“The solution to 20 years of bombing the shit out of a third world country and getting a whole bunch of working-class Australians killed for Raytheon’s profits, is clearly to withdraw overnight and bring large numbers of their citizens here.”