Study finds Australian COVID testing site workers mysteriously immune to COVID

A new study from the Economic Zone Formerly Known As Australia has found that workers at COVID testing sites mysteriously have complete immunity from COVID.

The study, conducted by the Institute for Global Gaslighting, also found that Police, public servants and the entire Australian Capital Territory mysteriously remained completely unaffected by COVID despite being the deadliest pandemic of all-time.

“This remains the deadliest disease of all-time, so it’s only natural that no transmission occurs among workers standing in the same spot for hours a day is where you’d expect it the most,” Professor Yu So Fukd said.

“We’ve also found that Police gathering in groups to stop people gathering in groups and wearing masks that are weeks old are completely effective at stopping transmission somehow.”

NSW Premier Gladys Berejeklian applauded the study and urged the public to keep turning up to get tested so the “charade could keep going.”

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Peachy

please respect Timbo’s post and refrain from flinging crap in the comments section

DjenkA

because no one will listen to you, here’s a nice little Russian fan for the proverbial proverb.

Russian fan – newest design – available online and via mail

Winning@Failing

Respect the post of unfounded dribble cloaked as satire?! Ok, back to the turd thread with me

LSWCHP

That would be nice.

DjenkA

Timbo, this one is the cardinal sin as mentioned in Koran.

Even commenting on it without a critic darting at it how it will cause thousands of deaths and 100’s of millions of Aussies in ICU (pronounces as “I-See-You”) will be punishable.

Coming

And not less than 24 hours after banning me for mocking their “herd immunity” thesis

MB have today about faced and declared herd immunity impossible

https://www.macrobusiness.com.au/2021/08/covid-herd-immunity-an-impossible-goal/

Honestly these blokes should be paying me to participate and teach them the basics of medical science , not banning me

Winning@Failing

What uni did you defend your thesis at?

Peachy

Over the years there has been plenty of schooling provided to the blokes by the forum participants.

In basically all cases, they initially dismiss or protest and disagree. Then later adopt the sensible position, always without attribution or even acknowledgment.

bjw678

And usually after banning, for the last few years at least.

There aren’t many people left to school em.

Stewie

Your loss to the MB forum has no doubt left them devastated.

…oh yeah… and herd immunity was never likely to be a thing, as I mentioned 12 mths ago on that site.

Coming

They caved in faster than a neutron star this time though – not even 24 hours

Peachy

18 months + 24 hours.

bjw678

My prediction is that coronavirus will turn into something akin to the common cold or flu. We’ll all get it repeatedly throughout our lives, but our antibodies will ensure that it is not overly leathal.

Ho Lee Phuk

where have I heard that before?
Did the commenters heads explode?

bjw678

Lambda is looking like it will be fully vaccine immune – we are looking at absolutely no choice but to permanently shut down totally until this is erradicated.

All is still right with the world, i’m pretty sure he isn’t taking the piss.

Peachy

no choice but to permanently shut down totally until this is erradicated.

but – germane to Timbo’s point – what’s the logic (or magic) that keeps the construction workers immune (from the virus and the shutdowns)

if you really want to lock down as a way of managing the spread – then lock the fuck down.

Everyone knows that I like big dumb rules. Applies here too.

“lock down” and “do not lock down” make sense as disease management alternatives.

“lock down, except those groups who are politically powerful or connected enough to warrant an exemption” is basically an creature of EZFKA government. A sop.

bjw678

It’s an each way bet, keep the terrified happy, and the donors.
Actual outcomes are a tomorrow problem.

Ramjet

That’s why Victoria doesn’t use the term essential workers as construction and game shows are not really essential. You get into heated arguments when you argue with #IstandwithDan bootlickers on EmBee about how essential and how safe construction really is during a pandemic. Victoria uses the term permitted workers.

Peachy

In a sense “permitted” is more honest than “essential”.

Maybe they could try “privileged workers”, to be really super-honest… 😛

Stewie

Fark one thing W@ffle got right with criticism of this place is its obsessing over whatever slight DLS has committed or who is bitching to who in the comments. Sad.

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Coming

Is it as sad as you deleting your own comments

Stewie

Huh, who deleted his own comments? I had a heap of lame arse meme’s of blow performing auto-fellatio, but that wasn’t by me.

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Winning@Failing

Nice attempt faggit lol. Evrerbody knows you deleted your own comment when you got called on the validity of your perception of p2p lol

Stewie

I haven’t deleted any comments other than those 3 by blow job. The ones on p2p are still there, even the one I mentioned to Peachy about “know” that wanker has been jizzing over for the past 2 days.

emusplatt

yes… noted yesterday….snigger

Coming

One in three people infected with COVID-19 in NSW in the past week have been 19 or younger as concern grows over higher viral loads among children.

Just in the past seven days, 705 of the 2,133 COVID-19 cases in NSW were among those under 19.

Of Thursday’s 345 COVID-19 cases in NSW, children and teenagers accounted for 114 of the infections.
There were 44 cases in the 0 to 9 age bracket and 70 cases in the 10 to 19 age group.

honestly what type of fuckwit would get their kids tested for Covid

youd have to be pigshit fucking stupid

so what they’re telling us is that one third of their casedemic is in people who are literally invulnerable to Covid

and surely the hospitals will be overwhelmed at any moment

I want to punch someone in the face to be honest

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Winning@Failing

What uni did you defend your thesis at?

stagmal

so who is this matt carnavan guy and why are people getting mad all of a sudden that he’s speaking some degree of sense

https://www.news.com.au/national/politics/absolute-insult-qa-slammed-for-having-senator-matt-canavan-on-panel/news-story/e4c38fce8ea1d49fdf34184d0fe87f12

Coming

He was the guy with the Italian citizenship who somehow managed to avoid resigning unlike that fuckable greens chick

stagmal

pics pls

Ramjet

You can only say you believe in free speech when you allow those you disagree with speak. Anyway Q&A is just a wokefest anyway and they don’t like people deemed controversial to appear on it. They went into meltdown after Cameron Murray appeared on Q&A.

The90kwbeast

It’s no wonder it’s near impossible for media to be unbiased in some way, because different channels and programs cater to certain audiences to generate the most viewers and thus most as revenue.

ABC is excempt from logic however has drifted further left for whatever reason it seems over the years. Or maybe I’m just better at picking it up? Who knows

bjw678

What do you mean by further left?

The90kwbeast

Well the ABC has become pretty woke and identity politics laden now… It wasn’t that bad a decade ago from my recollection.

I’d actually love to find a way to browse indexed pages from the ABC 10 years back to see what they reported on.

bjw678

Definitely, but it seems like so has most of the rest of the world.