A Melbourne man outraged about Melbourne’s 6th lockdown, has vowed to fight it by continuing to comply with all restrictions imposed.
Small business owner John Harris, 34, said he was over the lockdowns and Dictator Dan, but he’d continue to comply in the hope that one day he’d get his freedoms back and the goalposts would stop continually moving.
“This is fucking bullshit mate, but I’ll be closing my business again, wearing a mask, taking an experimental jab and waiting for some nameless bureaucrat on a guaranteed income to tell me if my life is essential or not,” Harris said.
“If they make being legitimately sodomised mandatory, well I’ll be outraged, but I’m prepared to spread my cheeks in the name of freedom. At least they could spit on it for some courtesy before they stick it in.”
Harris couldn’t be contacted for further comment, after being in a critical but stable condition after his first Pfizer jab from an ‘unrelated health condition.’