Billionaire and generally insufferable fuckwit Mike Cannon-Brookes has called Klaus Schwab for advice as to how best to undermine Australia’s energy security, after a second failed takeover bid for AGL.
The 2009 World Economic Forum Young Leader held a two hour teleconference with Schwab, discussing ways to send Australia back to the stone age and expedite the Great Reset.
“The phone call was productive. I and the Wall Street hedge funds I’m in bed with don’t really want to pay for AGL, we just want to close down the plants and drive up prices for other things I’m already invested in. Atlassian certainly won’t be reducing it’s carbon footprint,” Cannon-Brookes said.
“But hey, all those puff pieces in the Sydney Morning Herald have made the public believe that a software engineer is best placed to know about energy security of a nation. That’s why I guess Klaus nicknamed me Bill.”
Cannon-Brookes have vowed to continue the climate change fight by buying yet another large trophy mansion on the Queensland coast.